Watched "The One" (2001) (from my local library app) last night, after hearing the "recommendation" from the excellent #badmovies podcast The Flop House. Was NOT disappointed.
You will see:
* Alternate universe Jet Li's with both Rasta Dreads and a mop of blonde hair
* A remote-controlled exploding Mouse Bomb hidden in a platform high heel
* Jet Li tries to act
* Jet Li picks up a motorcycle in each hand and waves them around like sticks
* All the best NuMetal needle drops 2001 had to offer
I mean, it's *basically* Everything Everywhere All at Once
