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Will Schoellkopf⚡
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Author of “The Bitcoin Dog” and “Bitcoin Girl Save the World”; Contributor @BitcoinMagazine @StackchainMag @ctdl21 @KonsensusNetwork @SatoshisJournal
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realBitcoinDog 6 months ago
Thursday Night Football Sunday Sunday night Football Monday Night Football Double Header Thursday night Football Double Header Saturday (I forgot my defeated UCLA Bruins!) Sunday Sunday Night Football overtime tie Monday night football But babe I know it’s Thursday night Football but it’s our Rams against @grayruby! >No they’re _your_ Rams I love the cowboys But our daughter loves the Rams too. She’s ***from LA*** I mean I always prioritize other chores while the game is on, but I think mentioning my two fantasy leagues, and my three survivor pools, during _every_ game, has worn her out Now I gotta bite my tongue while I root for Addison to catch a TD in London at 630am on Sunday morning! 😭 @davidt @Coffee ☕ @Undisciplined @GrayRuby
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Got to Week 4 before my wife’s breaking point…. \ stacker news
Thursday Night Football Sunday Sunday night Football Monday Night Football Double Header Thursday night Football Double Header Saturday (I forgot m...
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realBitcoinDog 7 months ago
I’m zapping 100 sats to EVERYONE who comments on my @stacker_news short story for fiction month! Comment here:
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[FM] Talent Show Shakeup - @realBitcoinDog takes you to high school to cringe 😬 \ stacker news
Author’s Note: I challenged myself with this short story to resist writing about bitcoin or dogs. I had just re-watched Lindsey Lohan and Jamie L...
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realBitcoinDog 7 months ago
I made my standup comedy debut! How’d I do? Time to quit my day job?
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realBitcoinDog 8 months ago
My Bitcoiner friend texted me proudly: >You will be pleased to know that I will be taking my vintage Pokémon cards in for grading so I can sell them and buy bitcoin To which I replied: >Do you understand the significance of this moment? You will NEVER need to take your “vintage” Bitcoin in for grading. Grading by who? PSA? A pawn shop? The govt? Literally don’t need anyone to verify your Bitcoin is legit. Backed by cryptography. By MATH! Trace your bitcoin back to the genesis block! Only 21 million fam Join the convo on @Stacker News ! @GrayRuby @Undisciplined @JB
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I will be taking my vintage Pokémon cards in for grading so I can buy Bitcoin… \ stacker news
My Bitcoiner friend texted me proudly: You will be pleased to know that I will be taking my vintage Pokémon cards in for grading so I can sell the...
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realBitcoinDog 9 months ago
https://fountain.fm/episode/4iNtQxAi5q2KhujWhAob I like most the human interest stories! Darren Waller looking up at the moon during the first game thinking “it’s time to retire. I don’t wanna block anymore.”
The bizarre Giants moment when Darren Waller decided to retire
 Or Doc Rivers shouting at Tim Duncan “80 degrees! No taxes!” Or the story of why the 49er got arrested for refusing to comply with giving his friend’s car keys over. Also any time @grayruby specifically says he saves something for the pod (USA teams beat CA teams almost every time since 2000s. Not just West v East) I like those exclusive pod shoutouts. The stuff that I also like is sports league meta analysis. Like what do u do with LeBron and his $52M salary cap. Or like why are certain sports more prone to injury than others? Can we really blame the shoes? I’m ultimately turned off by hockey or baseball unless it’s literally LA Kings or Dodgers I know u and @undisciplined wont stop talking about the intricacies of predyx even if it’s boring to listen to since I don’t participate. I’m ready for @publicNME fantasy football analysis when I’m in it!! https://fountain.fm/episode/4iNtQxAi5q2KhujWhAob View quoted note →
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realBitcoinDog 10 months ago
I just posted a 21,000 sats bounty to write a bot to scrape posts on @Stacker News and repost on X and Nostr! Sample GitHub code that scrapes HackerNews provided as a starting point🤠 @GrayRuby @Undisciplined @JB @21 Futures @Car @npub16x07...s89d
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[BOUNTY]: 21000 sats to make ~HealthAndFitness bot to repost every post X Nostr \ stacker news
It looks like @sn is a bot that takes the highest zap rank post every hour and reposts it on X and on Nostr with the: Title Sats zapped so far Comm...
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realBitcoinDog 10 months ago
You can’t get rekt if u don’t owe debt Don’t get rich quick with risk Build wealth slow. Save in Bitcoin. Sleep peacefully
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