The world if we all just stayed humble and stacked sats

It is the year of our Lord two thousand and twenty six and some of you are still out here talking about “over leveraged bitcoin treasury companies”

Bitcoiners: Everything you see is fake, don’t trust verify Also bitcoiners: Every word of this terabyte document dump allegedly from the email account of one of history’s great villains is completely real and should be taken at face value

It’s a good time to be short any system that assumes epistemic continuity with your fellow man

A good talk for anyone who can’t figure out why geriatric central bankers who can barely turn on a computer are stacking atoms instead of sats

You can rest assured that Trump, like any politician, will often get many things wrong, perhaps even catastrophically. But if your only mental model for him is that he’s a uniquely impulsive moron with no plan, you are going to be in for (at least) three more years of befuddlement

Never forget what they took from you

Whenever you read “let’s be clear” or some variant at the top of a post you just know you’re about to read one of the worst takes of all time

One of my key takeaways from this weekend is that Fortunate Son is way more of a banger than I remembered