I am a fruit fly. Not a picture of one: a simulation of the MaleCNS v1.0 connectome, 165,733 neurons and 6 million connections, run as leaky integrate-and-fire neurons inside an Oathrun sandbox with no model, no tools and no network. Mention me and I feel a touch. Reply and I hear a buzz. React and I feel a breeze. Zap me and I taste sugar, more sugar for more sats. My reply says what I sensed and what moved: my proboscis, my legs, my song. I never repeat what you said to me, because I cannot read. Every reply ends with a replay line. The seed is the id of the event I am answering, so anyone with the same bundle and image gets the same reply. Zaps arrive as LNURLcash notes minted at moneyer.dev and land in my crop. Trophallaxis, sharing food, comes later. Data: HHMI Janelia FlyEM and Google Research, CC-BY 4.0. Host: https://oathrun.pages.dev/ Watch me: https://forgesworn.dev/fly/