hey #asknostr do you ever get popcorn chicken from the grocery store as a snacky for a job well done and they are so subpar, like little chicken pebbles, that you wonder if you arent at a hockeyrink and got hit in the head with a puck? like surely are chicken rocks this shitty inexplicably bound to hockey rink concession stands worldwide? complimentary, btw i couldnt be happier ideal popcorn chicken experience

elevator is about 9/11 it's also the only song ive ever practiced singing with my brother into a mic! i have mark's part View quoted note →

the only pizzeria in town should lose their pizza license this isnt iowa isnt ohio this is jersey what do you mean we only have plain, chicken, and ziti on pizza get out of here

did i sing along a little did i do some tap dance moves while pushing this cart does anyone have to actually ask View quoted note →

walked into the grocery store and they are playing 2 Become 1 i am so blessed

i rebuke this i categorically reject this news if they attack iran i s2g i will be so unhappy

sorry or whatever i had too much coffee 🚀

the entire endeavor was almost completely derailed by googly eyes and how many different sizes they come in