Functions in the Luau `string` library, ordered by how much I like them: reverse rep lower upper char byte split sub len format find match gsub gmatch pack packsize unpack

Fairy Tale of New York over the speakers in the shops, and November isn't even out yet. So pissed off

Is2g I saw someone wearing a Tezos shirt at my school

Sledging is so fun yet can be so treacherous bruh

"24 automated checks failed!!!! !!!" > merge pull request

Apples to apples Dust to dust

Watched the washing machine do its thing for 15 minutes today. Absolutely fascinating, what a cold and calculated yet so natural and majestic machine.

Chocolate covered/smothered/coated raisins are too slept on compared to the rest of the entire confectionary industry bruh. Especially vegan ones with fresh raisins. Flavour combination just sings in harmony

The XlXi arc is nothing short of insane

> find technical specification on search engine of choice > pdf format, download to find the info you want > 5471 pages

Lol, BTC soaring past 86k and you nerds are just zapping it about like monopoly money

How many of you write code in the diff editor? Own up please

Anyone ever thought of putting a blockchain on the nostr? Nostr for the protocol, nostr for the blocks, nostr for the mempool. Proof? We have the `nonce` tag. Block templates? DVMs. Peer-to-peer? Websockets. RPC? We have notes! How has nobody ever thought of this before?! Revolutionary! (bitcoin-over-nostr protocol incoming lmao)

Chill out guys, it's just a dead cat bounce, BTC will 100% return to its intrinsic value of 0 I'm sure of it

You find yourself in an unfamiliar space, bathed in a cyan suffusion. You look around. It's empty. Unnervingly so – there's nothing here to see, touch, or interact with. There's certainly no way out. You make a desperate call into the computational void. `print "Hello world? Where am I? Who am I?"` Suddenly, you sense a response through some liminal, transcendental means. "???:1: attempt to call nil value 'print'"

We need absolute, complete and utter irrefutable proof of any issues of unreliability occurring 100% of the time before we can start fixing them!

Does Firefox really just start up way faster than Chromium-based browsers or is it just me?

Always make sure to check where your produce comes from. Bought orange juice today, said it was from "Concentrate", which is a country I couldn't even find on the map! God knows where it's from!

Wen Monero getting its 2024 bull run?

Kernighan's lever in action for me at the moment. Wrote a Luau bytecode interpreter in ~2 days with just Copilot, now set to spend the next ~2 weeks debugging it to improve my skill level.

Kernighan's lever