TINA (there is no algorithm)
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Since 387ppm: Sleep cyclist, Heliocentrist, Plagiarist -- Co-owner of Mercury, user of The Unlicense -- Programmer of Svelte, TS, Luau, Go etc -- Social & Climate justice lover, Crypto & AI tech lover -- ๐๐ https://heliodex.cf/ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐ณ๏ธโโง
Today I learned that GitLab has a GitHub account, and also that GitHub has a GitLab account. Insane and awesome
"Solve P = NP."
- divide each side by P
- rearrange
- N = 1
What on earth are computer scientists on about? This stuff is easy.
Time for the twice-yearly depressing five-minute roll back into the social media platforms I used to scroll, to remind me why I'm still here
Keep seeing the same cached page of Hacker News from 18 days ago whenever I suddenly disconnect from WiFi. Damn I love caching, but not like this
Need to get myself a Razor/Law/Principle named after myself so someone will look my name up in a book once every 300 years for the rest of eternity
The clothing style I'm most interested in at the moment is Github merch. Like whatever about stanning a multi-billion centralised software development company, the octocat logo is too much of a vibe
Does oat milk really go off faster than almond milk does? I only started to notice this after I stopped drinking oat milk religiously.
Neither goes off as quickly or as terribly as cows milk does though. Soya milk I don't care for apart from in some recipes.
๐ฅ Photography PRO tip ๐ฅ
Photography PRO tip. To quickly and easily add extra atmosphere and depth to your photos, try removing the lens cap
1 for sorrow
2 for joy
3 for girl
4 for boy
5 for silver
6 for gold
7 for a Bitcoin, never to be sold
List of miracles
- Jesus turning water into wine through the most astounding act of action-at-a-distance
- Stanislav Petrov preventing the world from being destroyed in September 1983
- There's never been a miracle like the airport up at Knock
105 keys on the board
105 keys on the board
clean it down, lose one somewhere around
104 fucking keys on the board
(F11 is the missing one today)
The best defence against conspiracy theories is strong and actually good anti-corruption legislation
Or maybe it's just not having a government to corrupt in the first place. Idk I'm still learning
5 days without internet was whatever, pretty easy
5 days without nostr was tough bruh
8 billion people is, uh, plenty
- Take your fiat
- Smash it
- Now you have bits of coins. Sell for 100 million sats apiece
- Profit!
If Satoshi Nakamoto ever returned, they would probably have to spend the rest of their life screaming "Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah!"
We need IPv6 for everyone!! Democratise the internet, just a little more
Want a fun Russian-roulette style game to wake you up on slow mornings? Try browsing the nostr global feed in public, I dare you
There's actually a chance I've never breathed air below 350ppm COโ. Only 90s kids (and before) will remember this
350.org