Every public bathroom toilet should have a foot pedal to flush instead of a
handle.
-Xx-Arseus-xX, Jul 2016
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At one point in my life, I was exactly pi years old.
-Sousaphoney, Jun 2015
All terms and conditions should be required to provide a tl;dr
-BuddyEndsleigh, Jul 2016
If you were to walk around the earth, your head would travel a significant
distance farther than your feet.
-lemonsandpickles, Jul 2015
Does anybody else randomly zones out while reading, coming up realizing you
don't know what happened in the last two paragraphs?
-dumbostrich, Oct 2016
I wonder how many people's heartbeats are perfectly in sync right now?
-TheHeroicOnion, May 2016
The first rule of fight club is what prevented the movie from getting spoiled
to me for the last 15 years
-FiachB7, Feb 2015
If you're over 30, you were alive before every dog in the world.
-jleonardbc, Apr 2016
Why did the Empire bother to compact their garbage if they just ejected it
into space anyway?
-AMeanCow, Oct 2014
If my dream girl exists, I'll never meet her because she prefers to chill at
home
-pupuwalker, Feb 2016
In space reverse cowgirl and doggy are the same thing
-alberpopov, Sep 2016
By the time artificial intelligence will know how to pass the Turing Test, it
will also know how to fail it.
-mrtouchyfeely, Apr 2016
Patriotism is not about loving your country blindly. It is about accepting its
flaws and solving them little by little
-Gerakison, Aug 2016
Sleep is like a 33% tax on life.
-Shipwreck_Kelly, Jun 2016
They really need a cricket emoji, for when people don't reply to a text.
-ftrees, Feb 2016
I hope I never go to jail. I haven't memorized a phone number since 2002.
-donniesf, Dec 2015
Cinderella must have had some fucked up feet if her slipper didn't fit anyone
else's foot in town.
-I_cant_speel, May 2014
The creators of "How It's Made" should make a show about "How the Hell They
Discovered That", with the origin stories of food creations, inventions, and
flubs along the way
-yomifrackle, Mar 2015
The trees planted on city sidewalks should be replaced with fruit trees, so
the homeless have something to eat in the summer and fall.
-[deleted], Oct 2015
Two people could be born at exactly the same time, but have different
birthdays due to the timezones.
-Maximuso, Jul 2013