Two people could be born at exactly the same time, but have different
birthdays due to the timezones.
-Maximuso, Jul 2013
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People say cell phones are ruining youth, but youth are reading more then ever
because of them
-[deleted], May 2016
Now that I'm an adult, if I ever found a portal to Narnia in my closet I would
probably start storing things in Narnia. I imagine building a large storage
shed on Narnia property. I wonder if zoning would be an issue...
-bmorebeardly, Jan 2016
I wonder if trees are allergic to our sperm too.
-kinngshaun, Mar 2016
Between the coffee and the cocaine, it looks like the mission of Colombia is
to wake up the world.
-SubotaiKhan, Mar 2016
Watching porn and masturbating is like watching the food network and eating
bread.
-BigVoter, Mar 2015
If there is a hell, I hope the asshole who invented those "manually type your
resume information into these blank fields" is being tortured the hardest
-lazarus870, Mar 2016
If people ever stop using the word 'baby' to refer to sexual/romantic
partners, our era if music is going to be weird to listen to.
-gypsyWizard, Aug 2015
What if extra-terrestrial doesnt come visit earth because they're light years
away and fear the dinosaurs they see.
-newyork89, Mar 2015
The way that chillies have evolved to avoid being eaten has completely
backfired
-BlueD_, Nov 2014
I've never been big on going to Japan, but if Nintendo made a Disney-land
style theme park called Nintendoland with all the different characters and
worlds as attractions, I'd blow all of my savings on the first flight over
-ccbuddyrider, Feb 2015
The guy who did the cinematography for the film JFK (1991), has "shot JFK" on
his resume.
-realwalkindude, Dec 2015
Daredevil is a blind superhero whose superpower is that he can see.
-080087, Sep 2015
Bullets are the only things that do their job only after they are fired.
-Flatline_hun, Jul 2015
If the Bachelor was Mormon, the show would only be 1 episode.
-Urwinator, Sep 2013
If a World War 3 happens, it would get really awkward online as we are able to
talk with our enemies
-HowManyLettersCanFi, Jan 2016
Even if you managed to legitimately catch a ghost on camera, it's so easy to
fake that nobody would ever believe you.
-DaeronTheHandsome, Dec 2014
Because telescopes work using mirrors, we will never know if space is full of
space vampires.
-[deleted], Oct 2016
Homeless people are the ultimate proof that ignoring a problem doesn't make it
go away.
-TouchedThePoop, May 2015
Someone should start an uber-like service just with pick up trucks to help
move beds or pick up big packages.
-yestopoopjokes, Aug 2016