There should be a Rotten Tomatoes type site that rates critics instead of
films so we know whose opinions to completely ignore.
-Phister_BeHole, Jan 2015
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Religion is the longest game of telephone ever.
-Freeze__, Sep 2015
My chemistry textbook is a bunch of atoms trying to explain atoms to me.
-Elmovimiento, Sep 2016
Having a favorite color turned out to be less important than I expected as a
child.
-[deleted], Aug 2016
I wonder if 50% is considered a passing grade in meteorology school?
-iwishiwasbritish, Mar 2014
During childhood, we are told that jokes about the genital areas are adult
content, but once we become adults, these jokes are considered "childish".
-youraverageiranian, Dec 2014
Netflix asking "Are you still watching___" is like a bar tender saying you've
had a little to much to drink.
-thedfrichtel, Jul 2014
Can the Pope bless all the water in the world or does he have an effective
blessing range to make it Holy Water?
-swaggermint, Mar 2015
Based on genital structure men should really be the ones wearing skirts and
women should be wearing pants.
-protnow, Nov 2015
It seems kind of douchy for medical offices to charge Alzheimer's patients for
missed or forgotten appointments.
-QuiGonGingerAle, Jul 2016
Can orphans watch PG films?
-IrnBruManiac, Nov 2014
Wouldn't it be great if 20 years from now someone rolls a 5 and Robin Williams
comes back to us?
-jstohler, May 2015
Pizza delivery drivers should also operate like ice cream trucks and carry
around spare pizzas with typical toppings. So when you see one drive through
your neighborhood and you get a craving, you could just buy a hot pizza off
them right then.
-[deleted], Oct 2015
If a linkin park song plays in the forest and there's no one around to hear
it, in the end, does it even matter?
-markISsolid, Sep 2015
In 50 years, retirement homes will host LAN parties instead of bingo nights
-BasedJedi, Dec 2013
Parents are the only people to speak highly of you behind your back and talk
shit right to your face.
-kygrtj, Aug 2015
It's unacceptable to use drugs to enhance your Olympic performance, but
perfectly acceptable to use autotune to win a Grammy.
-OMGBEAR, Aug 2016
"How It's Made," always showing the assembly line machines, should do a show
on how the assembly line machines are made.
-MadShepherd, Oct 2016
People who say that 'Wikipedia can be edited by anyone to say anything' would
be greatly disappointed if they attempted to do so
-jarghon, Apr 2016
As a child, falling asleep in the car and being carried to bed was the most
amazing thing in the world. Now, as a father, doing the same for my daughter
is equally as amazing.
-Hobo_pancakes, Jun 2015