Reading is just staring at marked slices of wood for hours while hallucinating
vividly.
-Mihkelp1, Mar 2015
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Almost all good decisions I've made since adulthood have been preceded by the
phrase, "Fuck it".
-MrGooses, Jun 2015
Million dollar idea. Open a coffee shop. Direct traffic there with multiple
fake tinder accounts.
-Scottsman90, Oct 2015
I always seem to have a just strong enough data connection to play a YouTube
ad without interruptions but never the video I'm am trying to watch.
-Areasonablechub92, Apr 2016
Snoop Dogg has probably been stoned for longer than I have been alive.
-YaBoyLantony, Sep 2016
Only half of escalators escalate
-kazaam84, Aug 2016
It's called the 'pilot' episode because they want to see if it takes off.
-PM_ME_YOUR_DIABBS, Dec 2015
What if Egyptians actually had a written language, then started using emojis,
and that's all that's left?
-ploughhorse, Jun 2015
If you're over 30, you were alive before every dog in the world.
-jleonardbc, Apr 2016
chocolate lava cake is still only chocolate magma cake until you start eating
it.
-theBaconBadger, Oct 2016
I can't wait till 2020 so I can wear those New Year's Eve glasses and
continuously make the joke about 20-20 vision.
-roobopp, Oct 2016
Blues singer Buddy Guy has the most Canadian-sounding name ever.
-WriterDave, Feb 2016
If "4:20 blaze it" is a common time to smoke, why isn't high noon a thing?
-TheGreatPenguino, Apr 2016
Google should mess with us by always making the link to the dejà vu Wikipedia
page purple
-SUFC1889, Mar 2015
When Fallout 4 is out, people everywhere will spend a long time inside,
playing a game about emerging from being inside for a long time
-Itsapocalypse, Nov 2015
Wrong is spelled wrong in the dictionary.
-neal_the_seal, Mar 2014
NSFW Porn has probably helped reduce the rate of teen pregnancies by
popularizing external ejaculation.
-dablueloon, Nov 2015
I'll give a million dollars to the man who can do something about
motherfucking webpages moving an inch just before I click something so I hit
the wrong link.
-Miles_Prowess, Jun 2016
The raid at Google's HQ in Paris is literally a Google search.
-JarkAttack, May 2016
Does the hole in the middle of a doughnut still exist after you've eaten it?
-MeMuzzta, Mar 2016