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Does the hole in the middle of a doughnut still exist after you've eaten it? -MeMuzzta, Mar 2016
I trust the world so little, I look both ways when crossing a one-way sreet. -aceofspadez4790, Jul 2016
If 9/11 had happened in June, Seven-Eleven would have been screwed. -TopHatz, Jul 2013
If you had never heard of the boogie man before you might think he's a pretty cool guy. -TacQT1me, Aug 2015
My legacy to the world will probably be a bunch of comments I left in forums buried forever on the internet. -Chuntzy, Mar 2016
Few things in life are more irritating than making an awesome joke (quip, witty remark), having no one hear it but one person - who laughs, repeats the joke, and for some reason everyone hears THEM so they get full credit for your joke. -Kande1328, Oct 2016
Every year Maddam Tussaud sculptures get better. What if this is not because they get better at making them, but because our celebrities are gradually looking more like fake wax sculptures themselves, with all the photoshop and plastic surgery they receive? -desperadojoe, Aug 2015
If all men get a boner every morning, then it means humanity has been doing an unending boner wave around the earth since forever. -steveo202c, Jun 2016
The people living in the Renaissance didn't know they were living in the Renaissance. I wonder what period future historians will call present day. -Peekmeister, May 2016
We have two universal languages: mathematics, and music. One to describe the universe, and one to describe how we feel about it. -Alfalfa_Centauri, Aug 2016
I wish taco trucks worked like ice cream trucks. I'd run out every single time I heard the mariachi music. -Frazaza, Oct 2016
Maybe Anti-Vaxxers notice higher trends of mental disabilities in children because they aren't exactly passing along top notch genes to begin with. -Sick0h, Mar 2016
Ducks are the ultimate animals. They can walk, swim, dive and fly. -Alfaron, Feb 2015
The first person that tested a parachute had to be a huge bad ass. -Drewsky25, Jan 2016
We have two universal languages: mathematics, and music. One to describe the universe, and one to describe how we feel about it. -Alfalfa_Centauri, Aug 2016
Nothing says "top of the food chain" like squid-ink calamari pasta: you're eating another animal, and seasoning it with its defense mechanism. -hseidema, Dec 2015
In paintball, you should be allowed to use a paintbrush as a knife. -pleasantreddit, Jan 2015
Babysitters are just teenagers who act like adults so adults can go out and act like teenagers. -ChrisTaliaferro, Jun 2015
I wonder if I've ever paid with the same note or coin more than once. -mjarc, Jul 2014
Pizza is the 'Vitruvian Man' of foods. It is shaped like a circle, is cut into triangles, and is enclosed within a square. -FoxyFoxMulder, Nov 2015