Pizza is the 'Vitruvian Man' of foods. It is shaped like a circle, is cut into
triangles, and is enclosed within a square.
-FoxyFoxMulder, Nov 2015
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The best part of any movie based on a true story is the part at the very end
when they show pictures of the actual people the movie was about.
-humansof, Aug 2016
A condom wrapper is packaging for your package's packaging
-Kugablah, May 2016
A person from 150 years ago would be terrified by modern stuff. However, a
duck from 150 years ago would just be all like, still got lakes? yes ? okay
cool
-ChrismaLA, Apr 2016
We live in a time when it's more socially acceptable for a child to be on
amphetamines than it is for an adult to smoke pot.
-DrSkyentist, Nov 2015
The term anal bleaching is a bit crude. Why not 'change your ringtone'?
-pdfclef, Nov 2015
10,000's or 100,000's of people all keeping a secret for 50 years that the
moon landings were faked would be a far greater achievement than actually
landing on the Moon.
-rembic, Dec 2015
If someone forgets to clear the time on the microwave, after 3 minutes it
should automatically default back to displaying the time.
-AssaultBuick, Aug 2016
When a gay guy hugs a girl does he say 'no hetero?'
-American_quack, Jul 2015
Some guy named frank must have been very straight forward.
-[deleted], Jan 2014
Luke Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi are pretty pale for living on a desert
planet with two suns.
-NomTesler, Jul 2016
Your spouse is technically your ex boyfriend/girlfriend. They just got
promoted, not fired.
-asneakycucumber, Oct 2015
Someday future archaeologists are going to dig up Disney World and think it
was some bizarre mouse-worshiping kingdom.
-TheButt69, Dec 2015
Literally the only purpose for the cover of a book is so you can judge the
book.
-Dreamlite, Sep 2016
For most of human history, vehicles had automatic collision avoidance and
could even take you home when you were sleeping or drunk. Then we got rid of
the horse.
-arbaminim, Nov 2014
If I die before you, I beat you to death. But if I beat you to death, you die
before me.
-fapples_and_bananas, Jun 2016
Somewhere in the world, there is somebody with your dream job that hates going
to work everyday
-EmailSoup, Jul 2016
Since the invention of auto-correct, the use of the word 'ducking' has
exploded.
-wotton, Jan 2015
Aliens living millions of light years away haven't invaded us yet in fear of
dinosaurs that their telescopes show on Earth.
-polikujm1, May 2015
If Homer Simpson were a Democratic congressman from Springfield, Ohio, he'd be
"Homer Simpson (D-OH)".
-Nulono, Dec 2013