I'm so glad I live in a country where my first reaction to loud bangs is "Some
kids with fireworks" and not "some maniac with a gun"
-GaiusSherlockCaesar, Aug 2015
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In the span of my lifetime, 5 dollars has gone from being worth 5 roast beef
sandwiches to not even a single subway sandwich.
-large-farva, Mar 2016
I know more about WWII, which happened 50 years before I was born, than I do
about the war Iraq War, which happened while I was alive
-joeykip, Mar 2015
If you were pushed through a hallway toward your death with no way to stop and
no way to turn back, you'd be pretty terrified. Yet this is how we experience
time.
-maddsc17, Aug 2016
Alcohol is the fountain of youth for the brain. As you drink more, your
judgment gets worse, you lose the ability to drive, and eventually to walk and
talk. Finally, after some involuntary excretions you enter a comatose state
after which you feel like your head's been pushed through a small hole.
-preposte, Sep 2015
At 27.44mph top speed, it is illegal for Usain Bolt to run in a school zone.
-Bodybuilder-Vince, Sep 2016
The only reason I look into other people's cars is to confirm the stereotype
of their driving.
-midjuneau, Oct 2016
Being a teenager is the awkward stage where you like adults more than the
kids, but the kids like you more than the adults do.
-African_AIDS, Dec 2015
Teenagers drive like they have limited time & old people drive like they
have all the time in the world.
-lizee_helene, Aug 2014
The difference between being a high school state champion for the 100 meter
dash and being the fastest man on Earth is 1 second.
--Lach, Aug 2016
Stranger Things had to be set in the 80s because half their problems could
have been solved if everyone had a cell phone.
-SaraBellum42, Oct 2016
Girls are more comfortable being naked around each other because they don't
have to worry about getting an accidental erection and making things awkward.
-birdington1, May 2015
If there are psychics, they're probably not wasting their talent working as
psychics.
-50missioncap, May 2014
I spent my early 20's trying to get new games to play on old computers and I
spent my late 30's trying to get old games to play on new computers
-CIRCLJERK_REPOST_BOT, Jun 2016
I just now realized the connection between the words "timid" and "intimidate"
-Why--Not--Zoidberg, Mar 2015
I'm positive there is someone out there on Reddit who subscribes to the exact
same subreddits as I do and we would be very good friends.
-washufeezee, Oct 2016
You can tell that the Flintstones lived a very long time ago because they're a
single-income working class family with their own house.
-MisterBadIdea2, Aug 2015
The trunk of an elephant is at the front, the trunk of a tree is in the middle
and the trunk of a car is at the back.
-CLBUK, Sep 2016
At age 25 if a friend tells me they're pregnant I don't know whether to say
"oh shit!" Or "congratulations!"
-sprogger, Jun 2016
Netflix needs a "Wish List" where I can tell it what I want to see, and get
alerted when it's available to stream.
-SenorMcNuggets, May 2015