When someone writes "tho" I think "ugh". I'm not judging them that's just
what's missing.
-BlackBox-, Sep 2016
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If someone says they're gonna open up a can of whoop ass, that means someone
out there is canning whoop ass...I'd be more afraid of that second guy.
-ChrisTaliaferro, Jun 2015
I am so bad at capchas, I am starting to suspect I am not human.
-EasyRedditor, Apr 2015
If you die in your bedroom, you've passed through its door an odd number of
times; if you die outside of your bedroom, you've passed through that door an
even number of times.
-enlightenment_being, Jan 2014
For every "drug deal gone bad" you hear about on the news, thousands and
thousands go swimmingly.
-bodell, Mar 2015
I haven't misspelled bananas in 10 years thanks to Gwen Stefani.
-marmot1101, Aug 2015
the strangest part of growing up is realizing how little adults really know
-gabirole, Oct 2016
People who decide not to have kids probably are the ones who should
-Countlesshrs, Apr 2016
Reddit is a classroom that rewards the class clowns as much as the smart kids
-CamImmaculate, Jun 2015
If September 11th would have happened on July 11th, it would have been
completely devastating to the 7-Eleven company.
-fhylelove, Nov 2014
With all the porn I've watched in my life I wonder how many times I've watched
someone get an STD
-wakir, Jul 2016
If I select text in Word, I should be able to capitalize all of it by hitting
caps lock, or put it all in quotes by hitting the quotation mark
-awinnie, Nov 2015
I wonder if I've ever eaten an egg that came from a chicken I ate.
-LuciferJohnson, Nov 2015
"Having a stroke" sounds like a British euphemism for masturbation
-audible_dog_fart, Jun 2015
The missing Malaysia flight 370 is exactly what the show "Lost" would've
looked like from the rest of the world's POV.
-Sac_Man10, Dec 2015
Chief Wiggum and his wife look very similar. If they were siblings, that would
explain a lot about Ralph Wiggum.
-hankmarkdukis, Apr 2015
Captain America teaches children that steroids make you more attractive and
better at fighting evil
-Skweres88, Dec 2015
Homeless people are the ultimate proof that ignoring a problem doesn't make it
go away.
-TouchedThePoop, May 2015
/r/AnimalPorn would be a great but horrible name for /r/aww
-AlphaApache, Feb 2015
Traveling is just a real world type of DLC: you pay a bunch of money to unlock
a part of the game that you couldn't get to otherwise.
-MasterOfAnalogies, Mar 2016