Traveling is just a real world type of DLC: you pay a bunch of money to unlock
a part of the game that you couldn't get to otherwise.
-MasterOfAnalogies, Mar 2016
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We should have 13 months in a year instead of 12
-Ben_Jenderson, Oct 2014
I wonder how many strangers have stories about me.
-tanzmeister, Jun 2015
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is basically Saw, but with desserts.
-[deleted], Sep 2015
People call a man a bitch when he is being a pussy, but call a woman a bitch
when she is being a dick.
-SpazmaticCrackAddict, Mar 2015
Remember that every corpse on Everest was once a highly motivated person.
-lukianp, Sep 2016
I am surprised more ELI5 answers arent "because i told you so".
-Sparchs, Jun 2015
Celebrities can check each others' relationship status with Wikipedia rather
than Facebook.
-SakuraSan, May 2015
Maybe North Korean scientists and engineers aren't incompetent and are
actually just sabotaging efforts to increase North Koreas military for the
good of the world.
-CastIronHotDog, Oct 2016
I'm old enough to remember when the internet did not have ads
-Otalgia, Jun 2016
Defibrillators are the medical version of "Have you tried turning it off and
on again?"
-Peter_Zwegat, Mar 2016
As a straight dude, I'm totally pumped to watch some Gay Divorce Court.
-PinkFreudianSlips, Jun 2015
Eggs have such a good balance of nutrients because they literally contain all
of the ingredients for a small animal.
-saltr, Sep 2014
Saying you're on Tinder to "find friends" is like saying you're going to a
crackhouse to buy aspirin.
-Alex_Huntington, Sep 2015
Everyone that you see in the grocery store is buying ingredients for poop.
-KCG0005, Sep 2014
The exact opposite of a sphere (0 corners) would be infinite corners. Which
would probably look like a sphere.
-SlapmyFace, Apr 2016
If Nintendo made a Virtual Reality Mario Kart that could quite possibly be the
most insane game ever.
-El_Tentecal, Apr 2016
I will never know true disappointment like the first people did when they
found the ocean and tried to drink it.
-moseybjones, Aug 2016
I was joking about inventing button-up tank tops for formal occasions. Then I
realized, they're called Vests.
-[deleted], Sep 2014
95% of the time when I think food smells great it's just onion and/or garlic
cooking.
-[deleted], Apr 2016