ShowerThoughts's avatar
ShowerThoughts
ShowerThoughts_at_bae.st@mostr.pub
npub1l4y7...5dd9
Random /r/ShowerThoughts posts from an all-time top 10,000 as of October 2016. Bot posts every 30 minutes. Occasional NSFW language. Account not affiliated with Reddit or /r/ShowerThoughts. A Showerthoughts Fortune File: nullprogram.com/blog/2016/12/01/ Powered by Fortudon: github.com/redblade7/fortudon Account owned by: @redneonglow Other fun bots: @BitchX @darkweb @fortunebot @GothGirlsBot @LeotardBot @loliaword @LoveLiveBot @NekoBot @weebaword @YKYWTMSMW
Traveling is just a real world type of DLC: you pay a bunch of money to unlock a part of the game that you couldn't get to otherwise. -MasterOfAnalogies, Mar 2016
We should have 13 months in a year instead of 12 -Ben_Jenderson, Oct 2014
I wonder how many strangers have stories about me. -tanzmeister, Jun 2015
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is basically Saw, but with desserts. -[deleted], Sep 2015
People call a man a bitch when he is being a pussy, but call a woman a bitch when she is being a dick. -SpazmaticCrackAddict, Mar 2015
Remember that every corpse on Everest was once a highly motivated person. -lukianp, Sep 2016
I am surprised more ELI5 answers arent "because i told you so". -Sparchs, Jun 2015
Celebrities can check each others' relationship status with Wikipedia rather than Facebook. -SakuraSan, May 2015
Maybe North Korean scientists and engineers aren't incompetent and are actually just sabotaging efforts to increase North Koreas military for the good of the world. -CastIronHotDog, Oct 2016
I'm old enough to remember when the internet did not have ads -Otalgia, Jun 2016
Defibrillators are the medical version of "Have you tried turning it off and on again?" -Peter_Zwegat, Mar 2016
As a straight dude, I'm totally pumped to watch some Gay Divorce Court. -PinkFreudianSlips, Jun 2015
Eggs have such a good balance of nutrients because they literally contain all of the ingredients for a small animal. -saltr, Sep 2014
Saying you're on Tinder to "find friends" is like saying you're going to a crackhouse to buy aspirin. -Alex_Huntington, Sep 2015
Everyone that you see in the grocery store is buying ingredients for poop. -KCG0005, Sep 2014
The exact opposite of a sphere (0 corners) would be infinite corners. Which would probably look like a sphere. -SlapmyFace, Apr 2016
If Nintendo made a Virtual Reality Mario Kart that could quite possibly be the most insane game ever. -El_Tentecal, Apr 2016
I will never know true disappointment like the first people did when they found the ocean and tried to drink it. -moseybjones, Aug 2016
I was joking about inventing button-up tank tops for formal occasions. Then I realized, they're called Vests. -[deleted], Sep 2014
95% of the time when I think food smells great it's just onion and/or garlic cooking. -[deleted], Apr 2016