"Textbook" is a pretty meaningless way to differentiate a type of book.
-DietOfTheMind, Oct 2016
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Battleship is just a two person bingo.
-Torrgud, May 2016
I'm one of those that think that 1995 is 10 years ago but now 2004 is 10 years
ago
-coolsteed, Jan 2014
The number 14233221 describes itself; it has one four, two threes, three twos,
and two ones.
-g_kaiser96, Feb 2016
People who turn 47 today have a birth date of 2/4/68.
-BarryMFBurton, Feb 2015
Since a straight line only needs two points, you and I are perfectly lined up
right now.
-CombustibleA1, Aug 2014
What if Tesla cars aren't self driving, but are secretly remotely controlled
by cheap Indian employees?
-[deleted], Jul 2016
I wonder if Rick Astley thinks, "Got me again, you bastard" every time he
looks in a mirror
-HumanClaymore, Sep 2016
If I owned an adult store, policy would have staff conclude a sex toy sale
with a cheery smile and a hearty 'Now go fuck yourself!'.
-NewbPat, Apr 2015
When a pet is terminally ill, we euthanize it because letting it suffer is
"inhumane." When a person is terminally ill, they must suffer it out because
euthanizing them would be "inhumane."
-aaaaaaaaandrew, Dec 2014
If the guy that got beheaded at the start of Skyrim had just let the priest
give him his last rites, there's a really good chance he would have lived.
-ReedsAndSerpents, Sep 2015
In 12 years or so... If reddit is still a thing, the kid that fell into
Harambe's enclosure might do an AMA
-Invictum2go, Sep 2016
The three Hobbit movies are the Star Wars prequels of this decade
-not-steve, May 2015
"Why can't poor people just get a better job?" is today's equivalent of "Let
them eat cake".
-PM_ME_A_NEW_USERNAME, Sep 2015
Websites should post their password requirements on their login pages so I can
remember WTF I needed to do to my normal password to make it work on their
site
-firstrival, Aug 2015
Most of my adult life has been about solving problems I created for myself
between the ages of 16 and 26 ...
-qui_tam_gogh, Sep 2016
People that think Eve was made from Adam's rib and are against stem cells
don't really understand what's going on.
-stevemiles1234, Dec 2014
Most of the men and women in a gym are working toward the same goal, the
perfect female body.
-Kden133769, Apr 2016
Mobile keyboard space bars should have two parts - one part is if you want
autocorrect to correct you, and the other part is if you don't want
autocorrect to correct you
-tansasciadam, Aug 2016
Amazon should have a take a penny leave a penny system where you can get rid
of your unwanted 13 cents left on a gift card and somebody can use up to a
dollar of what people left if they are a little bit short.
-mario0102, Jul 2015