Lesbian chatrooms are probably filled with men pretending to be lesbians
talking to other men pretending to be lesbians
-Epicdemic93, Feb 2015
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We should have a holiday called Space Day, where lights are to be shut off for
at least an hour at night to reduce light pollution, so we can see the galaxy.
-bmg1001, Jan 2015
Darth Vader could fall asleep in Imperial meetings and nobody would notice.
-followmylied, Jul 2016
I often google how to spell a word before I correct someone for spelling it
wrong, to make sure I'm right.
-DJS_88, Apr 2016
If two naked gay men laid next to each other, and one of the men's fetish is
an erect penis, and the other's a flaccid penis, and both were turned off by
the opposite of their fetish, they would be in a neverending cycle of boners
and boner-killers
-Mrpapaweegee, Apr 2015
The word "nun" is just the letter "n" doing a cartwheel.
-CreeperDays, Mar 2015
They should rename Wet Dreams to Snoregasms
-jailop, Dec 2014
My Xbox Live gamertag is older than some of the people I play with over Xbox
Live.
-gmurz, Jun 2016
Peter Quill, Star Lord, and Owen Grady, Raptor Trainer, Both Sound like
characters Andy Dwyer would create for himself
-Judeunduli, Jul 2015
If you got your tongue stuck in a mouse trap, you'd start pronouncing it mouth
trap, and that is also what it would be, and that is pleasing
-[deleted], May 2015
The reason i like reddit is it gives me answer to questions i didn't even know
how to ask.
-regokey, Apr 2015
Before I die, want to hire some people to come to my funeral dressed in suits
and sunglasses and do some like bizarre salute when they leave so people think
I lived like a cool second life.
-ChuggingALavalamp, Jul 2015
You only have problems if you care.
-kries_, Jan 2014
Now that I'm in college, my curfew is whenever my phone runs out of battery.
-walrusbot, Nov 2015
You could just post a picture of a random object and say it's cake and people
would be super impressed.
-[deleted], Oct 2016
You know shit just went down in a tv episode when they show the credits with
no music
--I-am-jack-, May 2016
Two of the biggest problems after a hurricane are not having enough water and
having way too much water.
-AlexTwice, Oct 2016
I bet there's a direct relationship between the rise of smartphone usage and a
decline in bathroom stall graffiti.
-manic_lethargy, Jul 2015
The phrase "what an asshole" could be considered a compliment in the right
moment.
-Jacksoffwithhotsauce, Nov 2015
As a kid, I thought people used "grow up" to mean "be tough enough and brave
enough to stand up to the world's bullshit", as an adult I realize people
actually used the phrase to mean "be jaded enough to resign yourself to the
world's bullshit without complaining".
-[deleted], May 2016