Do sperm banks give out their wi-fi password instead of porn magazines now?
-r-squared11, Mar 2015
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Life is just a constant battle between wanting a six pack and wanting a six
pack.
-NOTW_116, Jul 2015
Stop smoking ads has gotten to the point where they're more obnoxious than
smokers themselves
-Bear_Wizard72, Aug 2016
I have never heard a woman narrate a movie trailer.
-Prexmorat, Jun 2015
If phone companies stopped trying to make phones thinner we might get
reasonable battery life.
-JDaxe, Aug 2016
Instead of .ca Canadian websites should end with .eh
-HappyTheBunny, Feb 2015
In GTA I only get shot if I'm wielding a gun or a crime has actually been
committed. Proving that video games are only slightly less violent than the
reality they are based on.
-Nato-jenkins, Jul 2016
ATMs should allow for a panic pin number so that if you are being forced to
withdraw money, the police will be secretly notified while the machine "is
taking a strangely long amount of time" to complete the withdrawal.
-Power2TheSheeple, Jul 2016
A non-English speaker would never believe the spoken sentence "Ted had said
that Ed had edited it" means anything.
-ChalkboardCowboy, Apr 2015
The body acceptance movement never happened for men because we're fine with
looking like shit.
-Killhouse, Sep 2015
Babies cry all the time because the worst thing that's ever happened to them,
happens on a regular basis.
-darwinwasadopted, Feb 2015
A swear jar is literally a jar of fucks given.
-TinyPlaidNinjas, Aug 2015
It's been over a decade and we still haven't introduced bold and italics to
text messages.
-niko-, Jan 2015
Why are there 2 A's in Aaron? Why not 6? What's stopping us?
-sdendis, Mar 2015
They should get the scientists who work on shampoo technology to move to more
important fields like cancer research. Judging by commercials, they seem to be
making scientific breakthroughs at an astounding rate.
-Balfe, Oct 2015
Because of Tinder, it's easier for me to meet women on my toilet than at a
bar.
-big_rusty, Jul 2016
Orange is the New Black would have been a good name for a Jersey Shore rap
album
-when_did_i_grow_up, Apr 2014
In this solar system, all problems on Earth are third world problems.
-koulnis, Mar 2015
A polo referee should ride a zebra
-minnesotan_youbetcha, Sep 2015
The Olympics should give out platinum medals to anyone who breaks a world
record
-I_enjoy_avocados, Aug 2015