The Olympics should give out platinum medals to anyone who breaks a world
record
-I_enjoy_avocados, Aug 2015
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If Anthony Weiner ran for president in 2016 and Eric Holder was his vice
president, the campaign bumper stickers would say "Weiner Holder 2016".
-baeb66, Apr 2014
If you replace the "W"in Where, What and When with a "T" you answer the
question.
-t0pax, Oct 2016
TIL is basically AskReddit for someone who used Google instead of
AskingReddit.
-beer_intheheadlights, May 2015
Buttplugs are reverse pacifiers.
-tawksick, Dec 2014
The symbol for Christianity is a torture instrument
-Azumikkel, Jun 2016
Isn't it weird that war is literally just a concept of "we can't come to a
logical solution so we're just going to try to kill all of your people"
-freakinlaservision, Oct 2016
With all the horrors and tragedies in the US it's almost like it was built on
an ancient Indian burial ground.
-[deleted], Oct 2014
Most of the Problems in my life are due to two reasons: I act without
thinking, Or I think without acting.
-Twigsnapper, Jun 2014
It would be pretty neat if my Samsung keyboard didn't learn new words while my
browser was in incognito mode.
-ThatIneptGuy, Jan 2016
My greatest fear is that one day I will Google a question, and the only
results I find are a bunch of assholes in a forum telling the OP "omg, just
Google it". And I'll be trapped in an endless loop.
-raver6, Sep 2016
The tallest man on the planet has been every one of your heights at at least
one point in his life.
-ThatsNotFroot, Jun 2013
The swimming pool in the Titanic is still full.
-Ashe225, May 2015
Do caterpillars know they will be butterfly's or do they just build the cocoon
and wake up like woah what happened?
-Golfguy5801, Apr 2014
It just occurred to me that duels were most likely scheduled at high noon so
that the sun wasn't in either opponent's eyes.
-iAmMileyCyrusLefTtit, Mar 2015
If you choose to take an online IQ test, and the result is, "Your score has
been generated and can be accessed for only $19.99", your IQ probably isn't
exceptionally high.
-jai_kasavin, May 2016
If you took an IQ test online and it told you that you had a high IQ and you
believed it, then you probably don't have a high IQ.
-FoundTin, Dec 2015
Some memes are older than the kids browsing them
-Magnatross, Apr 2016
Reddit is like Facebook if all your friends were interesting.
-sanc0153, Jul 2016
Ellen should give away more stuff like Oprah and rename her show Ellen de
Generous
-Axegrinder100, Aug 2016