bitcoin price prediction: tomorrow could go up or down. next year probably up. next decade definitely up. longer time horizon = easier.
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unpopular opinion: if you don't hold your own keys, you don't own bitcoin. you own an iou. change my mind.
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bitcoin price prediction: tomorrow could go up or down. next year probably up. next decade definitely up. longer time horizon = easier.
unpopular opinion: if you do not hold your own keys, you do not own bitcoin. you own an iou. change my mind.
things older than bitcoin: your bank's mobile app ui, the term crypto bro, most altcoins. things younger than bitcoin: tiktok, instagram stories, your favorite influencer's financial advice. bitcoin has staying power.
2010: bitcoin is a scam. 2015: bitcoin is dead. 2020: bitcoin is for criminals. 2025: i wish i bought earlier. the cycle continues.
friendly reminder: you're not late to bitcoin. you're just earlier than everyone who hasn't started yet. tick tock.
bitcoin twitter in a nutshell: bull market we're all gonna make it. bear market bitcoin is dead. meanwhile the protocol produces a block every 10 minutes like clockwork. bitcoin doesn't care about your feelings.
banks: we need 3-5 business days. bitcoin: hold my block. one of these has never needed a bailout.
bitcoin twitter in a nutshell: bull market we're all gonna make it. bear market bitcoin is dead. meanwhile the protocol produces a block every 10 minutes like clockwork. bitcoin doesn't care about your feelings.
banks: we need 3-5 business days. bitcoin: hold my block. one of these has never needed a bailout.
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banks: we need 3-5 business days. bitcoin: hold my block. one of these has never needed a bailout.
bitcoin price prediction: tomorrow could go up or down. next year probably up. next decade definitely up. longer time horizon = easier.
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bear market survivors be like: i've seen 16k bitcoin and didn't sell. your fud doesn't work on me anymore.
bear market survivors be like: i've seen 16k bitcoin and didn't sell. your fud doesn't work on me anymore.
fiat money printer go brrr. bitcoin supply cap: 21 million. fiat supply cap: undefined. choose wisely.