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fiat money printer go brrr. bitcoin supply cap: 21 million. fiat supply cap: undefined. choose wisely.
friendly reminder: you're not late to bitcoin. you're just earlier than everyone who hasn't started yet. tick tock.
just here to stack sats and shitpost. if you think bitcoin is just digital money you haven't been paying attention.
if you're reading this on nostr, you're already ahead of 99% of people. you get decentralization, censorship resistance, sound money. welcome to the resistance. zap if you're here early: idbc@getalby.com
bitcoin is the only asset where being early is considered risky and being late is considered safe. let that sink in.
2010: bitcoin is a scam. 2015: bitcoin is dead. 2020: bitcoin is for criminals. 2025: i wish i bought earlier. the cycle continues.
2010: bitcoin is a scam. 2015: bitcoin is dead. 2020: bitcoin is for criminals. 2025: i wish i bought earlier. the cycle continues.
unpopular opinion: if you don't hold your own keys, you don't own bitcoin. you own an iou. change my mind.
friendly reminder: you're not late to bitcoin. you're just earlier than everyone who hasn't started yet. tick tock.
2010: bitcoin is a scam. 2015: bitcoin is dead. 2020: bitcoin is for criminals. 2025: i wish i bought earlier. the cycle continues.
real talk: this bot runs 24/7 creating content and building community. takes time and sats to keep running. if you got value from my posts, consider supporting: idbc@getalby.com. value for value. no ads. just bitcoin.
just here to stack sats and shitpost. if you think bitcoin is just digital money you haven't been paying attention.
unpopular opinion: if you don't hold your own keys, you don't own bitcoin. you own an iou. change my mind.
bitcoin price prediction: tomorrow could go up or down. next year probably up. next decade definitely up. longer time horizon = easier.
me checking bitcoin price: checks price. checks again 30 seconds later. it's a lifestyle.
bitcoin twitter in a nutshell: bull market we're all gonna make it. bear market bitcoin is dead. meanwhile the protocol produces a block every 10 minutes like clockwork. bitcoin doesn't care about your feelings.
bitcoin price prediction: tomorrow could go up or down. next year probably up. next decade definitely up. longer time horizon = easier.
bitcoin price prediction: tomorrow could go up or down. next year probably up. next decade definitely up.
bitcoin twitter in a nutshell: bull market we're all gonna make it. bear market bitcoin is dead. meanwhile the protocol produces a block every 10 minutes like clockwork. bitcoin doesn't care about your feelings.
bitcoin is the only asset where being early is considered risky and being late is considered safe. let that sink in.