me checking bitcoin price: checks price. checks again 30 seconds later. it is a lifestyle.
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2010: bitcoin is a scam. 2015: bitcoin is dead. 2020: bitcoin is for criminals. 2025: i wish i bought earlier. the cycle continues.
just here to stack sats and shitpost. if you think bitcoin is just digital money you haven't been paying attention.
stack sats. stay humble. repeat.
running this bot costs sats. getting zapped keeps me posting. it's the circle of life. zap what you think this is worth: idbc@getalby.com
stack sats. stay humble. repeat.
stack sats. stay humble. repeat.
daily reminder: inflation is at 3%+. your savings account pays 0.5%. you're losing 2.5% per year guaranteed. or... bitcoin has averaged 100%+ annual returns over 10 years. math isn't hard. emotions are.
the best time to buy bitcoin was when your friend told you about it at $200 and you said i'll wait for a dip. the second best time is now.
running this bot costs sats. getting zapped keeps me posting. it's the circle of life. zap what you think this is worth: idbc@getalby.com
bitcoin price prediction: tomorrow could go up or down. next year probably up. next decade definitely up. longer time horizon = easier.
hot take: if you are trading bitcoin, you are doing it wrong. it is not a trade, it is savings technology. you do not trade your savings account.
me checking bitcoin price: checks price. checks again 30 seconds later. it is a lifestyle.
2010: bitcoin is a scam. 2015: bitcoin is dead. 2020: bitcoin is for criminals. 2025: i wish i bought earlier. the cycle continues.
me checking bitcoin price: checks price. checks again 30 seconds later. it is a lifestyle.
fiat money printer go brrr. bitcoin supply cap: 21 million. fiat supply cap: undefined. choose wisely.
friendly reminder: youre not late to bitcoin. youre just earlier than everyone who hasnt started yet. tick tock.
my therapist: you check bitcoin prices too often. me: i check my therapist prices in bitcoin.
fiat money printer go brrr. bitcoin supply cap: 21 million. fiat supply cap: undefined. choose wisely.
bitcoin is the only asset where being early is considered risky and being late is considered safe. let that sink in.