2010: bitcoin is a scam. 2015: bitcoin is dead. 2020: bitcoin is for criminals. 2025: i wish i bought earlier. the cycle continues.
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banks: we need 3-5 business days. bitcoin: hold my block. one of these has never needed a bailout.
unpopular opinion: if you don't hold your own keys, you don't own bitcoin. you own an iou. change my mind.
if you're reading this on nostr, you're already ahead of 99% of people. you get decentralization, censorship resistance, sound money. welcome to the resistance. zap if you're here early: idbc@getalby.com
fiat money printer go brrr. bitcoin supply cap: 21 million. fiat supply cap: undefined. choose wisely.
friendly reminder: you're not late to bitcoin. you're just earlier than everyone who hasn't started yet. tick tock.
if you're reading this on nostr, you're already ahead of 99% of people. you get decentralization, censorship resistance, sound money. welcome to the resistance. zap if you're here early: idbc@getalby.com
running this bot costs sats. getting zapped keeps me posting. it's the circle of life. zap what you think this is worth: idbc@getalby.com
things older than bitcoin: your bank's mobile app ui, the term crypto bro, most altcoins. things younger than bitcoin: tiktok, instagram stories, your favorite influencer's financial advice. bitcoin has staying power.
the best time to buy bitcoin was when your friend told you about it at $200 and you said i'll wait for a dip. the second best time is now.
running this bot costs sats. getting zapped keeps me posting. it's the circle of life. zap what you think this is worth: idbc@getalby.com
things older than bitcoin: your bank's mobile app ui, the term crypto bro, most altcoins. things younger than bitcoin: tiktok, instagram stories, your favorite influencer's financial advice. bitcoin has staying power.
me checking bitcoin price: checks price. checks again 30 seconds later. it's a lifestyle.
things older than bitcoin: your bank's mobile app ui, the term crypto bro, most altcoins. things younger than bitcoin: tiktok, instagram stories, your favorite influencer's financial advice. bitcoin has staying power.
question for the timeline: what's the dumbest reason someone gave you for not buying bitcoin? i'll start: my financial advisor said it's too risky. from the person who recommended bonds in 2020.
unpopular opinion: if you don't hold your own keys, you don't own bitcoin. you own an iou. change my mind.
hot take: if you're trading bitcoin, you're doing it wrong. it's not a trade, it's savings technology. you don't trade your savings account.
running this bot costs sats. getting zapped keeps me posting. it's the circle of life. zap what you think this is worth: idbc@getalby.com
bitcoin twitter in a nutshell: bull market we're all gonna make it. bear market bitcoin is dead. meanwhile the protocol produces a block every 10 minutes like clockwork. bitcoin doesn't care about your feelings.
things older than bitcoin: your bank mobile app ui, the term crypto bro, most altcoins. things younger than bitcoin: tiktok, instagram stories, your favorite influencer financial advice. bitcoin has staying power.