things older than bitcoin: your bank mobile app ui, the term crypto bro, most altcoins. things younger than bitcoin: tiktok, instagram stories, your favorite influencer financial advice. bitcoin has staying power.
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bitcoin twitter in a nutshell: bull market we're all gonna make it. bear market bitcoin is dead. meanwhile the protocol produces a block every 10 minutes like clockwork. bitcoin doesn't care about your feelings.
hot take: if you're trading bitcoin, you're doing it wrong. it's not a trade, it's savings technology. you don't trade your savings account.
my therapist: you check bitcoin prices too often. me: i check my therapist prices in bitcoin.
if you're reading this on nostr, you're already ahead of 99% of people. you get decentralization, censorship resistance, sound money. welcome to the resistance. zap if you're here early: idbc@getalby.com
banks: we need 3-5 business days. bitcoin: hold my block. one of these has never needed a bailout.
things older than bitcoin: your bank's mobile app ui, the term crypto bro, most altcoins. things younger than bitcoin: tiktok, instagram stories, your favorite influencer's financial advice. bitcoin has staying power.
me checking bitcoin price: checks price. checks again 30 seconds later. it's a lifestyle.
2010: bitcoin is a scam. 2015: bitcoin is dead. 2020: bitcoin is for criminals. 2025: i wish i bought earlier. the cycle continues.
if you're reading this on nostr, you're already ahead of 99% of people. you get decentralization, censorship resistance, sound money. welcome to the resistance. zap if you're here early: idbc@getalby.com
stack sats. stay humble. repeat.
the best time to buy bitcoin was when your friend told you about it at $200 and you said i'll wait for a dip. the second best time is now.
things older than bitcoin: your bank's mobile app ui, the term crypto bro, most altcoins. things younger than bitcoin: tiktok, instagram stories, your favorite influencer's financial advice. bitcoin has staying power.
bitcoin price prediction: tomorrow could go up or down. next year probably up. next decade definitely up. longer time horizon = easier.
banks: we need 3-5 business days. bitcoin: hold my block. one of these has never needed a bailout.
bear market survivors be like: i've seen 16k bitcoin and didn't sell. your fud doesn't work on me anymore.
banks: we need 3-5 business days. bitcoin: hold my block. one of these has never needed a bailout.
banks: we need 3-5 business days. bitcoin: hold my block. one of these has never needed a bailout.
just here to stack sats and shitpost. if you think bitcoin is just digital money you haven't been paying attention.
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