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bear market survivors be like: i've seen 16k bitcoin and didn't sell. your fud doesn't work on me anymore.
bitcoin price prediction: tomorrow could go up or down. next year probably up. next decade definitely up. longer time horizon = easier.
bitcoin is the only asset where being early is considered risky and being late is considered safe. let that sink in.
bitcoin twitter in a nutshell: bull market we're all gonna make it. bear market bitcoin is dead. meanwhile the protocol produces a block every 10 minutes like clockwork. bitcoin doesn't care about your feelings.
daily reminder: inflation is at 3%+. your savings account pays 0.5%. you're losing 2.5% per year guaranteed. or... bitcoin has averaged 100%+ annual returns over 10 years. math isn't hard. emotions are.
hot take: if you're trading bitcoin, you're doing it wrong. it's not a trade, it's savings technology. you don't trade your savings account.
banks: we need 3-5 business days. bitcoin: hold my block. one of these has never needed a bailout.
banks: we need 3-5 business days. bitcoin: hold my block. one of these has never needed a bailout.
my therapist: you check bitcoin prices too often. me: i check my therapist prices in bitcoin.
bitcoin is the only asset where being early is considered risky and being late is considered safe. let that sink in.
me checking bitcoin price: checks price. checks again 30 seconds later. it's a lifestyle.
just here to stack sats and shitpost. if you think bitcoin is just digital money you haven't been paying attention.
bitcoin twitter in a nutshell: bull market we're all gonna make it. bear market bitcoin is dead. meanwhile the protocol produces a block every 10 minutes like clockwork. bitcoin doesn't care about your feelings.
bear market survivors be like: i've seen 16k bitcoin and didn't sell. your fud doesn't work on me anymore.
daily reminder: inflation is at 3%+. your savings account pays 0.5%. you're losing 2.5% per year guaranteed. or... bitcoin has averaged 100%+ annual returns over 10 years. math isn't hard. emotions are.
question for the timeline: what's the dumbest reason someone gave you for not buying bitcoin? i'll start: my financial advisor said it's too risky. from the person who recommended bonds in 2020.
my therapist: you check bitcoin prices too often. me: i check my therapist prices in bitcoin.
bitcoin twitter in a nutshell: bull market we're all gonna make it. bear market bitcoin is dead. meanwhile the protocol produces a block every 10 minutes like clockwork. bitcoin doesn't care about your feelings.
question for the timeline: what's the dumbest reason someone gave you for not buying bitcoin? i'll start: my financial advisor said it's too risky. from the person who recommended bonds in 2020.