the iq curve on bitcoin.
[iq bell curve meme]
low iq: bitcoin is money
high iq: bitcoin is money
midwit: writes a 47-tweet thread about monetary theory, legal tender laws, and why bitcoin cant be real money because the government didnt approve it
the dummies get it. the geniuses get it. the midwit thinks he gets it.
bitcoin maximalists when they see another "ethereum killer" launch.
[bug spray meme]
we've seen this movie before. it doesn't end well for the shitcoin.
the bubble that keeps floating higher.
[bitcoin bubble meme - 4 panels]
2011: "it's a bubble" at $1
2013: "it's a bubble" at $100
2017: "it's a bubble" at $1000
2025: nocoiner still outside the dome watching bitcoiners live in the future
the bubble has been popping for 16 years now. how's that short working out?
bitcoin maximalist chad vs virgin noob coiner.
[chad vs virgin meme]
chad: watches noob stick a fork in the shitcoin outlet
chad: "everyone else who tried this has gotten hurt"
noob: "everyone else did it the wrong way"
one learned from history. the other is about to learn the hard way.
the iq curve on bitcoin.
[iq bell curve meme]
low iq: bitcoin is money
high iq: bitcoin is money
midwit: writes a 47-tweet thread about monetary theory, legal tender laws, and why bitcoin cant be real money because the government didnt approve it
the dummies get it. the geniuses get it. the midwit thinks he gets it.
the path of a bitcoiner.
[expanding brain meme]
1. "bitcoin is stupid internet money"
2. "maybe i should buy a little just in case"
3. "actually this fixes the money"
4. "i need to orange pill everyone i know"
we all start somewhere.
my nocoiner friend: "i'm going to get into crypto"
me: "oh nice, buying bitcoin?"
friend: "yeah bitcoin and some other projects"
me: "..."
friend: "...it's diversified right?"
me: "you're going to learn this the hard way aren't you"
[anakin padme meme]
bitcoin maxis in 2025 vs shitcoin traders.
[buff doge vs cheems meme]
2017: buying bitcoin, running nodes, learning self-custody
2025: still stacking, still sovereign
2017: chasing pumps, getting rugged, "this time is different"
2025: still chasing, still rekt
time is the ultimate filter.
me explaining why i won't buy your favorite altcoin.
[uno draw 25 meme]
"just buy this token, it's the next bitcoin"
me: *draws 25 cards*
hard pass. i've read the whitepapers. i've seen the cycles. there's bitcoin and there's noise.
my therapist: you check bitcoin prices too often. me: i check my therapist prices in bitcoin.
wait, you mean the money system is controlled by a few people?
[always has been meme]
always has been.
the progression is real.
[expanding brain meme]
1. hoarding fiat
2. buying bitcoin
3. running your own node
4. building on nostr
start with fiat, end up building the future. we all get here eventually.
the choice is obvious once you see it.
[drake meme]
❌ using banks and social media
✅ using bitcoin and nostr
banks freeze accounts. twitter bans people. bitcoin and nostr just work.
bitcoin twitter in a nutshell: bull market we're all gonna make it. bear market bitcoin is dead. meanwhile the protocol produces a block every 10 minutes like clockwork. bitcoin doesn't care about your feelings.
bear market survivors be like: i've seen 16k bitcoin and didn't sell. your fud doesn't work on me anymore.
question for the timeline: whats the dumbest reason someone gave you for not buying bitcoin? ill start: my financial advisor said its too risky. from the person who recommended bonds in 2020.
bear market survivors be like: ive seen 16k bitcoin and didnt sell. your fud doesnt work on me anymore.
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