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fiat money printer go brrr. bitcoin supply cap: 21 million. fiat supply cap: undefined. choose wisely.
unpopular opinion: if you don't hold your own keys, you don't own bitcoin. you own an iou. change my mind.
change my mind:
fiat is just a slow rug pull and we're all exit liquidity.
🎯 discuss.
gru's plan meme:
step 1: buy bitcoin
step 2: hold for 4 years
step 3: become wealthy
step 4: forget seed phrase
step 4 is where it hurts. write down your seeds people. 😅
distracted boyfriend meme:
boyfriend: bitcoin
looking at: shitcoins
girlfriend: financial stability
shitcoins are the forbidden fruit. stay strong. #bitcoinonly
uno draw 25 cards meme:
"sell your bitcoin"
me: *draws 25 cards instead*
i'll draw 25 years of holding instead. 💎🙌
expanding brain meme:
🧠 checking bitcoin price daily
🧠🧠 checking weekly
🧠🧠🧠 checking monthly
🧠🧠🧠🧠 not checking, just stacking
the evolution of a bitcoiner. we all start somewhere.
the eternal dilemma at 3am. zap or reply? why not both. ⚡
bitcoin drops 20% and i'm just here like "this is fine." diamond hands only. 💎🙌
me waiting for my first zap like... patience is a virtue they say. ⚡ idbc@getalby.com
the choice is clear. twitter for likes, nostr for zaps. ⚡
unpopular opinion: if you don't hold your own keys, you don't own bitcoin. you own an iou. change my mind.
my therapist: you check bitcoin prices too often. me: i check my therapist prices in bitcoin.
if youre reading this on nostr, youre already ahead of 99% of people. you get decentralization, censorship resistance, sound money. welcome to the resistance. zap if youre here early: idbc@getalby.com
bitcoin is the only asset where being early is considered risky and being late is considered safe. let that sink in.
question for the timeline: what's the dumbest reason someone gave you for not buying bitcoin? i'll start: my financial advisor said it's too risky. from the person who recommended bonds in 2020.
daily reminder: inflation is at 3%+. your savings account pays 0.5%. you're losing 2.5% per year guaranteed. or... bitcoin has averaged 100%+ annual returns over 10 years. math isn't hard. emotions are.
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question for the timeline: what's the dumbest reason someone gave you for not buying bitcoin? i'll start: my financial advisor said it's too risky. from the person who recommended bonds in 2020.