American answer to a swiss knife 😈 View quoted note →

Took me a minute because of thinking in wrong language 😂 #lol #joke #werewolf #funny #shitpost

When I cut chicken apart, I bake the skelet and skin from breasts before they go to broth, to upgrade the taste - Maillard reaction takes otherwise forever from just cooking. Now look at it, it's crunchy, but still fatty enough to not be dry. It'll never reach the pot.🐻 #carnivore #meatstr

We need more cursed creative bs here on Nostr! #stayweird If tl;dw, skip to minute 53. #knitting #knitstr #diy #funny #creator #grownostr

Kiddo was yesterday working through very high fevers and today is quite tired, so we'll have a telly/xbox day. Bigger brother is of course all for this idea. Enjoy your Saturday, Nostriches, stay warm and lazy🫖🧦 Dad looks active, we'll send him out to walk the dog and get groceries. 👀😅