I'm trying to be a better Christian by suppressing the desire to send a message suggesting that the firing squad dip their rounds in bacon grease prior to loading their magazines.

I can't wait to vote in November. I'm writing in "GFY" on every line. I'm done with politics. I'm just gonna stack SATs, and lead til they crash this bitch.

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Gee Em nostr. May your coffee be hot and strong, your bacon be perfectly cooked, your commute uneventful and your Monday productive. Not today, Satan. Stay blessed, y'all.

Barbara got her Halloween costume today. My wife says she's a "candy corn."

I need the Heavenly Father to relapse to his Old Testament ways for a bit. Too many crazy ass broads out here killing kids that need to be sent straight to hell. I'm over this shit.

"Oh, ok Flaming Dragon, Fuckface, first, take a big step back, and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!" Les Grossman is Tom Cruise's best role ever.

Block number 2 gets mined tomorrow. I can feel it.

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Sugar is the worst drug ever. And it's not close. I could run out of Zyns and go a month waiting for a sale no problem. I could run out of gummies and avoid crowds and just be cranky. I can walk past my liquor cabinet for months at time without even thinking about it. But bring some fucking nutty buddy bars or rolos into my house and they call to me like a fucking siren until I devour them.

the Guardian

US sends third aircraft carrier to Middle East amid stalemate in Iran war

Deployment underscores evolving complexity of Trump’s war against Iran as US midterm elections loom

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Thanks a lot Israel. Gfy.