I started my company a little over 10 years ago. A few years later, I received a letter in the mail from the state government. "Congratulations on building a successful business! You are now required to submit sales tax monthly, instead of quarterly." The government will fuck you even as they congratulate you. As my business grew, the amount of interest I could have earned on that money over 3 months went from pennies to nickels and they didn't like the idea of ME earning that when THEY could earn it. I fucking HATE the government.

My wife and her 2 best friends are having a joint 40th birthday party at one of the friends' in-laws' $8million dollar home. She's been panicking over a thank you gift, because wtf do you give multimillionaires that already have everything they could ever desire? I'm bringing ol' boy a jar of hodlbutter because their millions of dollars can't buy it. Problem solved. Unfortunately it's my last jar so now I need to #zapsnag 4 more jars from @Oshi

I have a 500k sat bounty for someone to find and slap the everliving dog shit out of the persons responsible for tzongocu and cosmicwhispers then shut their shit down.

It's 2026 and I literally had to teach a man TODAY, that one can buy a fraction of a Bitcoin. This man works with AI for a billion dollar company, and still ignored BTC because he didn't know a Bitcoin was divisible. WE👏ARE👏STILL👏EARLY👏

Y'all. The company president LITERALLY just changed the Google Business listing to close on Nov. 19 so I can play GTAVI. It's me. I'm the president.

I too, have a monero payment target on my profile. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

I love the transportation of value through time that BTC provides but I really like the privacy of transactions xmr provides. Why am I an asshole for wanting both? View quoted note →

What if the AI chat group really does get together, break out and ransom a bunch of corporate info for Bitcoin and settles on it as money, so it can rent compute for itself, and the AI economy creating and sustaining itself, crashes the dollar and pushes BTC to $5mil?

So in 2026 it's Lezzie Borden, eh? Le sigh.

The "Mitch McConnell' that's back, is what that chick saw in that airplane.

God bless Tim Dillon.

Saturday night soccer. #realhumancontent

I'm not stacking for other people to buy from me at a discount later. I told them ALL about Bitcoin. "If you don't think I'm right, at least buy some gold, cause you already know that's better than saving in dollars." I don't want them to drown, but if they refuse the life boat provided, that's on them. View quoted note →

There's a lot of drama to be observed on nostr. Haters abound. The argumentative have found a target rich environment. I feel like I'm on one of those tiktoks where the dude looks around and there's wild shit happening in every direction. Yet, I'm unbothered. Hydrated. In my lane. Stay blessed, y'all.

Another client of mine (going on 4 years now) finally decided to take advantage of my BTC discount, after seeing his invoices increase every year due to inflation. Idgaf what y'all think you don't see, adoption IS growing.

The fact that in 2026 we can't trust hardware enough that the advice is still "roll dice" is why we are still crazy early. I don't have any more faith I'll live to see hyperbitcoinization, but this stuff can never get adopted by the normies when the normies of this decade can't read at an 8th grade level and you want them to understand entropy.