God bless the Flock hunters.

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"Runs."

One of life's greatest pleasures is a perfectly ripe, juicy, yellow peach.

Had "brunch" with a good friend today. I'm realizing 3 of my 4 closest friends are all 30+ years older than me with #4 being 17 years my senior. I enjoy their wisdom immensely, but if I fuck up and turn my sons against me as they enter adulthood, it won't be long before I have zero bros left living in my circle. Might take my boys for ice cream tonight.

"Beware the men who just want to be left alone."

Gee Em nostr. May your day be productive, your paycheck be fat, your A/C stay cold and your zaps flow freely. Stay Blessed on this Friday, y'all.

I have developed the kind of tism that makes me flip off every surveillance camera I see that's pointed at me. Toll road? GFY. Home Depot? GFY. Bank camera? Double barrel GFY.

I'm ready for uptober like you couldn't believe.

Y'all stayed and watched that halftime show? Lmao.

We need to send this image to all our elected officials.

I'm an older millennial, and that means getting a little paranoid after you hear a lady take a inhale as she passes you because you think she knows you smell like weed even though gummies don't do that. It's just a Baccarat Rouge hybrid she's enjoying, but being from the 1900's comes with its own PTSD.

I love my sons more than anything, however, among my top 3 parenting regrets is the fact that I was not able to prevent them from playing video games without inverting the Y-axis.