I love my sons more than anything, however, among my top 3 parenting regrets is the fact that I was not able to prevent them from playing video games without inverting the Y-axis.

Imagine having sons over the age of 10 and not letting them commit misdemeanors in celebration of Independence day....

The first rule of Tyler Durden's school for reasonable people that don't comply good, is you do not talk about Tyler Durden's school for reasonable people that don't comply good. View quoted note →

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The winners get to drive their bus into the crowd.

Imagine buying stocks that can tank after a single tweet, government action, or act of God, instead of just stacking SATs.

I generally wish you all well, but I get unreasonably angry when someone posts a note that resonates with me and I go to zap that note, but receive a "Zap failed. User has no lightning address" notication. Get your shit together, and take my damn money!

The GOAT is goating, and that one AINT offsides.

New vehicles have so much tech in them, why is it still necessary to plug in an OBD2 scanner to read codes? Why can't the computer just display the code in the dash? What kind of malice is keeping manufacturers from doing this?

#SHOWANDTELLSATURDAY Show us something neat, bonus zaps for details/context. These are some giveaways I won from whatnot (MetalSmithForge) 1 grain of pure silver, but I thought the wooden tokens the guy burned were pretty cool.

I fucked up y'all. I was under my truck changing an O2 sensor and didn't record a vee-log. Please forgive me.

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If you have a kid that plays video games, get them Stardew Valley for their summer game. (And also play it yourself) The music is peak (per my 11 year old) the vibes are super happy-chill, and it teaches resource management in multiple ways. They'll need this graphic for completing the community center and I highly suggest keeping the wiki handy for giving appropriate villager gifts. It's legit in my top 3 games of all time.

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All these AI videos but no one has made The Mandibles into a movie yet? Dafuq y'all even doing?