I just unleashed six 11 year olds with a BB gun on some prize and candy filled balloons. I'm not like other dads, I'm a cool dad. (Even after a gun safety speech and insistence upon uncool eye protection) Apparently one of em pulled a $250 pokemon card.

If you like rap and hate the demonic elite, you'll love Webby. I like Tom MacDonald but Webby is better.

Y'all remember that show "Unsolved Mysteries?" How many of those unsolved mysteries might have remained unsolved because they fit into the conspiracy theories that we now know turned out to be more than just theories?

Not to brag, but I smash bought at $69,420.69 to empty my fiat account. It wasn't much, but it might have been the last chance to do it. If not, I'll hyuckin do it again!

Why are the lefty "protesters" not taking out flock cameras? If antifa was really antifa they should be all over that shit, right? Can someone have their bot create a bounty system to pay out SATs for confirmed camera eliminations, instead of just posting slop? #asknostr

I'm not a "Whole-coiner," (maybe one day God willing) but I'm not a "no-coiner," cause I have a small stack. What am I?