"We are seeing substantial consumer user traffic declines" - Ryan McInerny, Michael Miebach, Jamie Dimon and Stephen Squery, probably sometime in the next few months.

Why do corrective lenses require a regularly renewed prescription? Noone will overdose recreationally wearing someone else's glasses.... The system is BS.

Fuck the government.

I want wings. Has anyone orange pilled Wingstop into turning on BTC in their terminals yet? #allflats #extracrispy

Well, I'm behind schedule now. Was talking to a SBA gov employee and orange pilling her. Swapped her invoice to charge her via Square and showed her how it converts sales to SATs. Whether she orders @nat brunell new book I told her about, and starts down the Orange brick road is up to her.

I figured out #GM but is this how we do #coffeechain? I need more small BTC stickers...

Hey nostr. #GM. I pray that today you overcome a hurdle, recognize a blessing in disguise or at the very least discover a silver lining to cling to. Everyone experiences tribulations but it's a choice to remain a victim.

Do you A. Leave the seat up. B. Put the seat down. Or C. Water the grass behind the shed?