@Wallet of Satoshi makes paying my kids for chores SUPER convenient. "A thousand SATs to whoever does the dishes." "Take the trash out and I'll zap you 500."

Le sigh... No matter where you go, there's always a retarded commie, talking commie gobbledygook.

Sometimes I'll be thinking about buying something or I'll feel hungry and want to stop and get some fast food. Then I hear the faintest whisper, as though future me is inside a tesseract like Matthew McConaughey just screaming, "NO!! BUY MORE BITCOIN!" So I close my browser or hold myself to OMAD and place a buy order. Strength and Honor.

"No, fuck you. I've had a 50% CAGR sitting in an empty closet, looking like a 12-year-old." God bless @jack mallers

I'm trying to orange pill my church's financial office to accept Bitcoin. They're apparently all boomers who follow a policy to sell all non-cash gifts upon receipt and think Bitcoin fees result in less net giving therefore won't even accept it. I'm about to setup a wallet to start tithing into, and watch it grow over the next year to show them in 12 months, what they missed out on by refusing my SATs. Jesus loves you and he wants you to use Bitcoin.

I hate politics in 2025. #GM nostr. Stay Blessed regardless of what Idiocracy is happening around you.

How many of you got an order filled under $100kusd today? #asknostr

Black Friday starts early at Bitcoin Inc.!

I'm heading to the pawn shop now so I can take advantage of the early Black Friday deals at Bitcoin inc.