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Gee Em nostr. May your coffee be hot and strong, your bacon be perfectly cooked, your commute uneventful and your Monday productive. Not today, Satan. Stay blessed, y'all.

Barbara got her Halloween costume today. My wife says she's a "candy corn."

I need the Heavenly Father to relapse to his Old Testament ways for a bit. Too many crazy ass broads out here killing kids that need to be sent straight to hell. I'm over this shit.

"Oh, ok Flaming Dragon, Fuckface, first, take a big step back, and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!" Les Grossman is Tom Cruise's best role ever.

Block number 2 gets mined tomorrow. I can feel it.

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Sugar is the worst drug ever. And it's not close. I could run out of Zyns and go a month waiting for a sale no problem. I could run out of gummies and avoid crowds and just be cranky. I can walk past my liquor cabinet for months at time without even thinking about it. But bring some fucking nutty buddy bars or rolos into my house and they call to me like a fucking siren until I devour them.

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Deployment underscores evolving complexity of Trump’s war against Iran as US midterm elections loom

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Geee Em nostr. May this Friday be filled with blessings for you and yours.

Welp. The ac condenser fan motor seized up around 2am, forcing a high pressure lockout. The inside temp went from 69-71 which woke my wife up to put me into action. Hoping Grainger has a universal replacement in stock this morning so I can get it swapped today. Oh, also expecting 2" of rain today, with the storm blowing in, arriving within the next 30 min. At least I had the foresight to set up a pop up canopy over the unit already so I should be able to work relatively dry. Prayers appreciated!

My wife follows this gay guy named Grayden on tik tok. Dude is 6'8" and cooks lunches, making em look easy. One day he busted out a panini maker and my wife decided she wanted one. So we got her a panini maker for her birthday. Now, I guess we don't eat sandwiches, we eat paninis.

Every damn one of em.