There's already too much winning, sir, I can't take it anymore.

My daughter and I are going down the sun dried tomato rabbit hole.

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Today, I'll be removing the #FreeRoss propaganda from my Parmanode code. Job well done, people. Now it will be #EndTheFed Feeling high, I will build ParmanodLs and ParmAirGaps for 10% fewer sats this week. Mention #Rossisfree

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Have you ever had Glenfiddich 26 and peach? 🤌🏻

Haphazard crypto reserve 🇺🇸 vs Strategic Bitcoin reserve 🇸🇻

I tell my wife, "we'll deal with the days that come, not worry about the days that might come". A constant battle.

It's not like Trump is twiddling his thumbs. The guy is machine. Sure he's 80, but he got more done in a day than anyone ("nobody's seen anything like it"). You can all calm down, he's delivering as far as I can tell.

Parman's #PianoTips You won't hear this from anyone else... Think of the treble clef (upper 5 lines) and base clef (lower 5 lines) being connected by an imaginary line in-between (middle C). This gives you 11 "continuous" lines. The alto clef works on the same "map" - the 5 lines are just the central 5 lines of those 11. Its central line is middle C, upper 2 overlaps with treble, lower 2 overlaps with base.

Not having Bearnaise sauce with your steak because the steak is good enough, is like saying you don't want a threesome with hot twins because your life is good enough.

There are an awful lot of people who know nothing about the tech who are in it for the tech.

I'm looking forward to the #OhFuckening - the wait will make it extra sweet, but there will be salt.

I'm looking forward to the #OhFuckening - the wait will make it extra sweet, but there will be salt.

An important lesson to a shitcoiner about scarcity...

The best thing that could happen as they put the crown on Trump's head at the Coronation... That very moment, Trump pulls out his phone, "OK let him out", then we get live footage on the big screen above his head, and Ross Ulbricht emerges from the front gates of prison in a fine suit; a government official kowtows as he hands him a hardware wallet with his 200,000 bitcoin... and some Moses looking hot guy with a white beard and orange #HFSP cap, gives him a ParmanodL and a hug. Tears flying everywhere all over the world. #FreeRoss

Bitcoin just crashed $1,700 !

For 20,000 sats, I will call you a dumb fuck, and sign it with my pgp key. LIMITED! First 10 people only.

When someone asks me to be their Bitcoin mentor, the relationship is for life. The is the way of the Force.

I have ParmAirGaps available worldwide - Dismembered Thinkpad Laptops without WiFi or BlueTooth cards, Electrum & Sparrow Wallets installed, and a webcam for QR signing transactions, fully encrypted. Let me tell you what they are for... 1) Make seeds You can use it to verify checksums of bespoke seeds that you roll yourself - I have guides for that. 2) Verify the honesty of HWWs You can use it to verify the addresses of wallets made by hardware wallets. How do you know they are not using parallel seeds and pretending to use the seed you created or entered? Even if you use some dice roll feature, you can't know if the addresses truly belong to the seed you think you're using. Even if you have a passphrase, this risk exists. If you're paranoid enough, you can enter the seed into the ParmAirGap's Electrum/Sparrow wallet (don't use a regular computer, that's bloody dangerous), then check that the addresses generated are the same as the ones from the hardware wallet. Then you're good, and you can delete the ParmAirGap wallet you just created (if you want). 3) Storage & Encryption It's up to you if you want to use the device as a stateless machine (store keys on it or not). It is safe because the drive is encrypted. Air-gapped computers with encrypted drives are still vulnerable because an attacker can remove the drive and attach it to their computer, then explore the file system without needing to enter a password. In addition to the drive being encrypted, you can encrypt any wallet files you create - the software offers that. Even if you forget the password, you've learned from Parman and you know to have backup redundancy. 4) Inheritance On this computer it is safe to generate letters with high detail about bitcoin recovery. You can then encrypt the file and put it on a USB device. Ideally, put it on a Tails USB drive. Available on request, or make your own. To get assistance with inheritance planning, BetterCallParman (TM). 5) Signing It can be used as a signing device - partially signed transactions can be passed around by QR code for extra safety. Even safer is to have multiple devices geographically separated with each device only ever having knowledge of one key. Then you pass the transaction around until it is fully signed. BetterCallParman to learn how (mentorship or individual lesson). 6) Uncle Jim like a champ. With one of these it's easy to create keys for your family, and even store and encrypt keys for them as their backup. FUD Note that there is FUD going around that these can be hacked, but c'mon, these are laboratory condition attacks AND at the very least the device needs to be tampered by an attacker and then put back without you noticing. If it truly is a concern, get 2 or 3 of them and do multisig. You can get one here...

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And it nicely pairs with a ParmanodL transaction computer, just saying...

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Today I noticed that when playing #piano, the vectors of force through and across the fingers at impact, are very similar to the force vectors across my well balanced and securely held chopstick. In conclusion, this is why that 4 yo Asian kid is crazy good at piano 🤣 #pianostr