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Bitcoin KYC cleaner (it's true), Bitcoin security and self-custody mentor, Bitcoin author, and private key whisperer. PGP: E7C061D4C5E5BC98 Creator of Parmanode https://parmanode.com Creator of ParmaDrive https://parmanode.com/parmadrive Creator of ParmanodL https://parmanode.com/parmanodl Creator of ParmAirGap https://parmanode.com/parmairgap Creator of BitVotr Protocol https://bitvotr.com Bitcoin Mentorship https://armantheparman.com/mentorship KYC Free Collaborative Custody Service https://armantheparman.com/parmanvault Lost Bitcoin/Crypto Recovery Service https://armantheparman.com/recovery/ Security Review Service https://armantheparman.com/bsr Assiter of Boomers https://bitcoin4boomers.com Essays
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parman_the 1 year ago
Parman's #PianoTips You won't hear this from anyone else... Think of the treble clef (upper 5 lines) and base clef (lower 5 lines) being connected by an imaginary line in-between (middle C). This gives you 11 "continuous" lines. The alto clef works on the same "map" - the 5 lines are just the central 5 lines of those 11. Its central line is middle C, upper 2 overlaps with treble, lower 2 overlaps with base. image
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parman_the 1 year ago
Not having Bearnaise sauce with your steak because the steak is good enough, is like saying you don't want a threesome with hot twins because your life is good enough.
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parman_the 1 year ago
There are an awful lot of people who know nothing about the tech who are in it for the tech.
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parman_the 1 year ago
I'm looking forward to the #OhFuckening - the wait will make it extra sweet, but there will be salt.
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parman_the 1 year ago
I'm looking forward to the #OhFuckening - the wait will make it extra sweet, but there will be salt.
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parman_the 1 year ago
An important lesson to a shitcoiner about scarcity... image
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parman_the 1 year ago
The best thing that could happen as they put the crown on Trump's head at the Coronation... That very moment, Trump pulls out his phone, "OK let him out", then we get live footage on the big screen above his head, and Ross Ulbricht emerges from the front gates of prison in a fine suit; a government official kowtows as he hands him a hardware wallet with his 200,000 bitcoin... and some Moses looking hot guy with a white beard and orange #HFSP cap, gives him a ParmanodL and a hug. Tears flying everywhere all over the world. #FreeRoss
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parman_the 1 year ago
For 20,000 sats, I will call you a dumb fuck, and sign it with my pgp key. LIMITED! First 10 people only.
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parman_the 1 year ago
When someone asks me to be their Bitcoin mentor, the relationship is for life. The is the way of the Force.
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parman_the 1 year ago
I have ParmAirGaps available worldwide - Dismembered Thinkpad Laptops without WiFi or BlueTooth cards, Electrum & Sparrow Wallets installed, and a webcam for QR signing transactions, fully encrypted. Let me tell you what they are for... 1) Make seeds You can use it to verify checksums of bespoke seeds that you roll yourself - I have guides for that. 2) Verify the honesty of HWWs You can use it to verify the addresses of wallets made by hardware wallets. How do you know they are not using parallel seeds and pretending to use the seed you created or entered? Even if you use some dice roll feature, you can't know if the addresses truly belong to the seed you think you're using. Even if you have a passphrase, this risk exists. If you're paranoid enough, you can enter the seed into the ParmAirGap's Electrum/Sparrow wallet (don't use a regular computer, that's bloody dangerous), then check that the addresses generated are the same as the ones from the hardware wallet. Then you're good, and you can delete the ParmAirGap wallet you just created (if you want). 3) Storage & Encryption It's up to you if you want to use the device as a stateless machine (store keys on it or not). It is safe because the drive is encrypted. Air-gapped computers with encrypted drives are still vulnerable because an attacker can remove the drive and attach it to their computer, then explore the file system without needing to enter a password. In addition to the drive being encrypted, you can encrypt any wallet files you create - the software offers that. Even if you forget the password, you've learned from Parman and you know to have backup redundancy. 4) Inheritance On this computer it is safe to generate letters with high detail about bitcoin recovery. You can then encrypt the file and put it on a USB device. Ideally, put it on a Tails USB drive. Available on request, or make your own. To get assistance with inheritance planning, BetterCallParman (TM). 5) Signing It can be used as a signing device - partially signed transactions can be passed around by QR code for extra safety. Even safer is to have multiple devices geographically separated with each device only ever having knowledge of one key. Then you pass the transaction around until it is fully signed. BetterCallParman to learn how (mentorship or individual lesson). 6) Uncle Jim like a champ. With one of these it's easy to create keys for your family, and even store and encrypt keys for them as their backup. FUD Note that there is FUD going around that these can be hacked, but c'mon, these are laboratory condition attacks AND at the very least the device needs to be tampered by an attacker and then put back without you noticing. If it truly is a concern, get 2 or 3 of them and do multisig. You can get one here... And it nicely pairs with a ParmanodL transaction computer, just saying...
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parman_the 1 year ago
Today I noticed that when playing #piano, the vectors of force through and across the fingers at impact, are very similar to the force vectors across my well balanced and securely held chopstick. In conclusion, this is why that 4 yo Asian kid is crazy good at piano 🤣 #pianostr
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parman_the 1 year ago
I'm going to do a public tutorial series in stages, where you can follow along and learn gpg and sha256 verification skills. Lessons in small manageable chunks. Use #gpgparman to find related posts, and bookmark this one as I'll add subsequent tutorials in replies. Let's begin... You can follow along with a computer (not a phone), Mac, Windows, or Linux. Today, let's just do a basic sha256 hash of a file with some explanations. Step 1: Download my free pdf book (why not make a smol plug?) from this website, click the download button on the page... Alternatively, the direct link to the file is... https://armantheparman.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/The-Orange-Pill-Book.pdf It should download to your downloads directory. The size is 32.52 MB, but how can you be sure you truly downloaded the correct file, and where does the trust start and end? This is where hashing comes in. (It doesn't matter much for a PDF, but it's crucial for a Bitcoin Wallet!) A hash is a computer function that takes data and produces a numerical fingerprint of fixed value - a random-looking big number. There are many properties to hashes, the relevant thing here is that if you repeatedly hash the same data, you'll always get the same fingerprint. If you want a detailed explanation of mining, I have an essay, Anyway, if I hash my PDF file, and report the result to you, then when you hash it and get the same value, you know we have identical copies. If you get a different result, it's likely you did something wrong, downloaded the wrong file, or the file got modified from what I originally published. While you still trust I'm giving you a friendly product, you're no longer trusting the delivery system (the internet and anyone trying to trick your computer), ie the file hasn't been tampered with because the hashes are identical. Step 2: This is the hash of my file, make a note of it: 23cd0813cc811d8cf11995335ca6c74825e9b97b4571f80f4d99abe5aa81bdd1 Step 3: For Mac and Linux, open the terminal and find your file. If it's in the downloads directory, you can get there by typing: cd ~/Downloads <enter>Windows ls <enter> For Windows, open cmd and type cd downloads <enter> dir <enter> For Parmanode computers, I have included a shortcut as part of 'ParmaShell', just type dl <enter> The above instructions will list everything in the downloads directory (A text-based version of exploring files). You should see the pdf file in there and the spelling of the filename. The-Orange-Pill-Book.pdf Make sure the file has finished downloading before attempting the next step, it's possible to hash an incompletely downloaded file and then you'll get a hash value mismatch. Detour: A common reason why people get the wrong hash values on Macs is because they might download a zipped file, and once downloaded, the Mac operating system automatically unzips the file and throws the original in the trash! Without asking - Yes. Why? I don't know, it's dumb. Then, people hash the extracted file, get a mismatch and wonder what's going on. They need to remove the file from the trash and hash that file, not the extracted file. Moving on... have Now we hash the file. For Linux and Mac, type this in the terminal: shasum -a 256 The-Orange-Pill-Book.pdf For Windows: certutil -hashfile The-Orange-Pill-Book.pdf sha256 You should then get exactly the same hash as what I attest: 23cd0813cc811d8cf11995335ca6c74825e9b97b4571f80f4d99abe5aa81bdd1 Step 5: Now repeat the above command and hash any other file for practice. Then do the same file again and see that you get an identical result. That's it for now, I hope it was fun. I'll write more to build from this in a little while.
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parman_the 1 year ago
Give me your retarded, your poor, Your subscribed masses yearning to trade charts, The wretched refuse of your teeming engagement farm. Send these, the chairless, tempest-toss to me, I lift my lamp beside the orange door!
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parman_the 1 year ago
Embarking on a 5 hr series of physics lectures by Richard Feynman, "The character of physical law", 1964, because why not? Later, I might tackle the mysteries of the universe, IDK.