What makes something a shitcoin? By it not being #Bitcoin.

It's profoundly foolish to buy tokens that other people get to make for free. Shitcoiners, hello.

World First? - This is a #Bitcoin Lightning node paired with Ride The Lightning wallet, with the option of accessing anywhere in the world via Tor. On a Mac. And FREE. (But sned sats) - This is legal, right??

Coding puts me in touch with the universe, hear me out... The universe seems like a giant computer (especially if we're in a simulation) with data storage accessible from the outside realm. We, all of us, are modifying the data on the computer as we live our lives and make decisions and build complexity in the world. When I code, I feel like I'm adding complexity and consequences (written in static form), not just to the real world, but in a God-like way to my own little simulation in the computer. Not many things I can think of produce this feeling... maybe playing music.

Bitcoin doesn't do anything though - I wish I could program it so it knows how much almond-soy milk I've got left in the fridge and then it can automatically place an AI-drone-delivery order for me, so my wife's boyfriend doesn't keep having to get it on his way home from work.

Parman's Degen Trading Tips #2 If Bitcoin price goes above this line, then it's going to go up, and if it goes below the line then it's going to go down. I can't believe trading is this easy. If you zoom out there are more lines which will provide eViDEncE for my theory.

Parman: "So what's the cause of inflation" Retard: "Greedy capitalists" Parman: "Then what stops prices rising much higher?" Retard: "Because consumers don't have enough money" Parman: "What if there was just infinity-printing of money and stimmy cheques?" Retard: "Wait"

I've got this brilliant new idea to improve ordinals by making them fungible, the way money should be. I call it, Satoshis.

No homo, but thick long green candles make me horny

Bitcoin makes people better. People make Bitcoin better. Bitcoin makes people better. People make Bitcoin better. Bitcoin makes people better.

Bitcoin is better if people are better. Be better.

I think jail for Vitalik Buterin is next.

dont be a pefectionist

Blackrock owns exactly zero Bitcoin. Not even their customers own Bitcoin. CoinBase owns it. At any point, The tyrannical US government can forcefully seize all of that CoinBase bitcoin in exchange for a fixed price US dollar amount. For everyone else (US tax cows) who have bitcoin in self-custody, they can only scare them into handing the Bitcoin over. Or scare them into not leaving the country.

Where were you for the 58k dip of a 2024?

Japanese curry tonight. Recipe for you...

Japanese Curry – Bitcoin Guides

"Bitcoin's price usually goes parabolic 10 months after the halving, but past results don't guarantee future results" - oh, so with a the sample size of 3, you can't say shit about the future? CORRECT.

Soft cocks are going to soft cock

Many people complain about Saylor and tell others to take his dick out of their mouths, but he's the only inflooencer with giant reach that criticises shitcoins in the context of them being securities by highlighting that they're unethical. What do I mean by this? I often see people use "security" as an arguement against shitcoins, but this is just using the master's rules to support your chosen investment. The reason why shitcoins a shit is because they are unethical. The securities law (Howey test) is an attempt by the state to protect people from unethical behaviour. Yes I accept that that sounds a bit like double standards because the state itself is unethical... THAT is why I commend sailor for focusing on the unethical nature of shitcoins and using "security" to summarise what it is and why it's wrong. If you just say it's a security and leave it at that, then it's the same arguement as "Oh, the government will just ban Bitcoin."