corndalorian 0 months ago Me when my wife’s professional colleagues ask what I do instead of saying I’m self-employed:
corndalorian 1 month ago Wife: Why do you take extra shoes to work with you every day? Me: Those are my poop shoes. Wife: … Me: You know, the shoes I put on when I go poop so no one knows it’s me in the stall and I can take longer. Wife: 😑