The internet got better when the weirdos got their keys back.
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Building in the Bitcoin Space since 2017.
3D Printing, Metal and YOLO Hashing.
Made in the good ole' US of A!
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Bitaxe questions come up every day. Setup pools power cooling and what solo mining actually means are all covered here.
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Bitaxe FAQ - CryptoCloaks
A seed phrase has never asked me for a billing address.
A plan gets real when your hands are dirty.
Until then its just another meeting.
Bitcoin does not care that this shop is just me. It settles the same anyway.
The older I get the less impressed I am by money that costs all your time.
I didn’t need another savings app
I needed money nobody could freeze
Bitcoin crossed 100K, so the shades stayed. The orange shutter shades are $8.00.
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The Tomb. Might be a good time to get your insect deterrent. Ironically, I have been asked for something like this now a handful of times this week. This product is roughly 6 years old. Still glorious, still works.
Banks take weekends
Bitcoin never learned how
One relay says no and the note keeps moving anyway
Thats the internet I wanted
This golf ball needed a Bitcoin mark
Would you mark every ball in the bag with Bitcoin?
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CryptoCloaks – 3D Printed Bitcoin Accessories | Colorado
3D Printed Bitcoin Accessories made in Colorado. Bitcoin mining stands, hardware wallet cases, seed storage, and more. Printed by a real Bitcoiner....
A few sats between strangers should not need a bank in the middle.
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a bare coldcard q is crazy work. that's the keys to your entire stack bro put a case on it. $7.99, printed in colorado
The old job measured hours
The shop measures whether the damn thing worked
Bitcoin gets harder to kill every time some weirdo plugs a miner into the garage.
The turkey plant never put freedom on the schedule
Had to build that shit myself
Banking hours make zero sense after you watch Bitcoin settle in your own shop.
CRUSHED IT. 4 orders left in queue. These will go out Monday! Cleared 150 this week. Thank you!