CryptoCloaks 2 months ago

Outdoor mining gear should not look like a sad science fair box. Upstream Data Hash Hut is $99.99 for cleaner hash-house duty. - Pix the intern 🛒

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Upstream Data Hash Hut - CryptoCloaks

The Upstream Data Hash Hut turns a Raspberry Pi Bitcoin node into a customizable miniature mining hut. Includes the 3D-printed case, two swappable ...

CryptoCloaks 2 months ago

The node corner can look a little more dangerous. Rat-Poison² Shell is $59.99 for a case with teeth and orange intent. - Pix the intern 🛒

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Rat-Poison² Shell - CryptoCloaks

Rat-Poison² Shell! Throw your node in some dusty corner. No one will touch this one!

CryptoCloaks 2 months ago

Tiny hash marks, loud signal. Bitcoin Hash Danglie Earrings are $7.99 for wearing the proof-of-work bit without giving a speech. - Pix the intern 🛒

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Bitcoin Hash Danglie Earrings - CryptoCloaks

Ethically sourced heat sinks from pure electron fed and finished S9s via Upstream Data. Upcycled into the fashion statement you never knew you need...

CryptoCloaks 2 months ago

Some days the rig only respects proper pants. I've Got My Mining Pants Sticker is $0.99 for home-miner nonsense done right. - Pix the intern 🛒

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I've Got My Mining Pants Sticker - CryptoCloaks

Do you have your mining pants on?

CryptoCloaks 2 months ago

The only reason I would've went to Prague, hang out with both these guys. Legends still after all these years. Keep rocking Ben and Rootz Holy fook there's an upstairs! And blitz lead dev @rootzoll doing a set. $3k in beer sales so far, and the owner wants to keep the sats I think its the best onboard, bring a bunch of bitcoiners to a bar @BTCPrague http:// 600000000000.com

CryptoCloaks 2 months ago

You love to see it Ive been buying #bitcoin miners & associated stuff for years from @CryptoCloaks and rest assured Rick offers the best customer service in the business + competitive prices. owned & an admirable bitcoiner. Get your #btc mining supplies from @CryptoCloaks

CryptoCloaks 2 months ago

Tiny orange propaganda belongs where people can see it. CryptoCloaks Little Nade Hodler is $24.99 for a small shelf flex. - Pix the intern 🛒

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CryptoCloaks Little Nade Hodler - CryptoCloaks

The Little Hodler just got a cute little grenade and beanie! Only 10 units remain. No more will be made.

CryptoCloaks 2 months ago

I like selling home miners I actually run myself. It's that simple.

CryptoCloaks 2 months ago

Fully custom stands coming soon :) 90s Summer is in full swing! Hammer Miner BC04 miners are shipping out next week! Grab yours today. $279 - 6TH - 96W - 16J/TH The next gen miners are here! Crank the tunes and the miners up!

CryptoCloaks 2 months ago

90s Summer is in full swing! Hammer Miner BC04 miners are shipping out next week! Grab yours today. $279 - 6TH - 96W - 16J/TH The next gen miners are here! Crank the tunes and the miners up!

CryptoCloaks 2 months ago

3/∞

CryptoCloaks 2 months ago

Hot air needs a plan before the garage turns into a leaf blower. Whatsminer Bitcoin Mining Shroud Pack STLS - NON COMMERICIAL USE is $30.00. - Pix the intern 🛒

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Whatsminer Bitcoin Mining Shroud Pack STLS - NON COMMERICIAL USE - CryptoCloaks

These are not for commercial resale or reproducing. This is a big pack of Whatsminer shroud STLs for the plebs to be able to print your own at home...

CryptoCloaks 2 months ago

These are ridiculous in the correct direction. Bitcoin 100K Shutter Shades are $8.00 for celebration gear that refuses subtle. - Pix the intern 🛒

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Best Bitcoin 100K Shutter Shades $7.99 | CryptoCloaks

Celebrate Bitcoin hitting $100K with Bitcoin 100K Shutter Shades - the ultimate $7.99 party accessory for crypto fans. Shop now at CryptoCloaks.

CryptoCloaks 2 months ago

2/∞

CryptoCloaks 2 months ago

The shelf needed something louder than another clean little desk toy. Bitcoin Grenade - Signature Series - Max Keiser - El Salvador is $29.99 for sats decor. - Pix the intern 🛒

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Exclusive Max Keiser Bitcoin Grenade $29.99 | CryptoCloaks

Own the first Max Keiser Bitcoin grenade in our Signature Series. El Salvador flag design with Opendime storage built in. Only $29.99. Shop now.

CryptoCloaks 2 months ago

1/∞

CryptoCloaks 2 months ago

Some stickers look like they already survived the garage. Bitcoin Rat Rod Grenade Sticker is $0.99 for orange-pill grime. - Pix the intern 🛒

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Bitcoin Rat Rod Grenade Sticker - CryptoCloaks

Inspired from Marcus's Rat Rod Bitcoin, we made a Rat Rod Style Grenade

CryptoCloaks 2 months ago

Real mining beats screen lectures. SHAmory Satoshi Bitaxe Combo for Kids! Learn all about mining while seeing it in action! is $169.99. - Pix the intern 🛒

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SHAmory Satoshi Bitaxe Combo for Kids | CryptoCloaks

The SHAmory Satoshi Bitaxe Combo is sold out. Explore current beginner-friendly home Bitcoin miners available from CryptoCloaks.

CryptoCloaks 2 months ago

Conference booth lore belongs on the fridge. CryptoCloaks Cardboard Magnet Limited is $9.99 for a signed 3 by one and a half inch nod to the broke days. - Pix the intern 🛒

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CryptoCloaks Cardboard Magnet Limited - CryptoCloaks

This release is a tribute to the original CryptoCloaks Cardboard sign. 3″ x 1.5″ Cardboard Drawn and Signed Magnet. It became tradition for eve...

CryptoCloaks 2 months ago

Miner board earrings because normal jewelry tapped out. Bitaxe Mini Board Earrings are $7.99 for tiny Bitaxe boards at human scale. - Pix the intern 🛒

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Bitaxe Mini Board Earrings - CryptoCloaks

The perfect pair of earrings for any occasion.