True story, I saw the whole thing. And guess what? I chloroformed the Captain and buried him under a dry stone wall. I have his house keys, his bitcoin and his npub. This ain’t a fucking fairytale. I’m a rabbit with a wrench and I’m well past psychopathic. If you even think about telling the authorities @npub109c3...ptg4 I’ll kill one Welsh sheep every day until beach. And hide every ovine carcass on a damn t-shirt! It’s on you @npub1ktpm...952e! Sats to this address or I switch off the Welsh Cakes. Then the water. Then it’s nos da Cptn A. You have 48 hours. On your bike!

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How much do you enable the old system?

An early iteration of @CYPHERMUNK HOUSE | LONDON #munks #bute

GM. If you haven’t tried out @Angor do give it a go. You can commit funds to @Bloom Fest 25 🌼🌐⚡ and then pull them before or after we start! That is the kind of power that #bitcoin investors need to police scammers and sleep soundly! Give it a go 👇 https://hub.angor.io/project/angor1qyuj8z532tnhy7srutwecu3j789z22peu2t8c7v #bitcoin #nostr #p2pfp #opensourceeverything

The Isle of Bute is currently getting stickered hard. I have nothing to do with it...

Fellow Munks, @Angor is live – the only open source, P2P, permissionless funding protocol in the world. No middlemen. No KYC. No platform risk. Just sovereign individuals funding unstoppable ideas. And since last week @CYPHERMUNK HOUSE | LONDON has been live with the first project BLOOM FEST – an open source festival coming to the house at the end of this month. This is more than a test. It’s an invitation to become the first backers in a new era of censorship-resistant crowdfunding. You won't just be early— you will be the first! Angor is; 🛠 Built on open protocols — inspect it, fork it, stress it ⚡ Bitcoin & #Nostr native — no fiat rails, no friction 🏴‍☠️ 100% P2P & permissionless — fund or be funded, without asking 🧱 Protocol, not platform — unstoppable by design It is small, experimental, and beautifully unregulated. Every sat you send to support @Bloom Fest 25 🌼🌐⚡ helps battle-test the protocol and support Cyphermunk House in getting this festival running and building toward decentralized futures. I’m asking all of you to put skin in the game. Be early. Be loud. Be the first to say: we don’t need permission to build, or to back builders. If you need help using the protocol please reach out to myself, @shredder, @Milad, or @dangershony and we will be happy to help and grateful for your support alongside the generous Munks who have already supported the project. Let’s keep building the #bitcoin world! 🧪 Try it here: https://events.cyphermunkhouse.com/crowdfund 💬 Feedback via SimpleX, Nostr or smoke signals In cryptography we trust, Psyfer

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When your washing machine knows

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GM CM ☀️ @CYPHERMUNK HOUSE | LONDON #plebchain #nostr #bitcoin #munkhouse

#Wonderabbit wasn’t meant to come out this dark… #performance #art #bitcoin #puzzle

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GM. Join us at @CYPHERMUNK HOUSE | LONDON today for #Bitcoin and Chill from 2pm #munks #assemble

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