Today l sent out a text saying,"Hey, l lost my phone will you call it?"12 people called me....l need smarter friends _-_ 😑

Remember this! Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. 🚙

#nostriches It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. But,l can't remember the last time l ate a monkey. 🐵🐒🦧🍌🍌🍌🍌

Good evening #nostriches In a world where you can be anything...... Be Kind. 🙏🙏🥰💞💕

Just make sure! If a bank returns your cheque marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them. 🫢

Breaking news: Walmart had to remove 50,000 milk cartons from there store. The labels have to be changed from "Open here" to "Open at home" 🤫

Hi there #nostriches Can you spare just $5.00 Ranjitu is a 9 year old boy living in Zambia. He has only 1 leg, 1 arm and 1 eye. Each day he has to ride 7 miles to school along a narrow dusty road on a rusty bike with bent wheels,no seat,no brakes and only 1 pedal. If you send us just $5.00,we will send you the video- it's FRIGGIN HILARIOUS.🤣😂

Wow! Just Been to the supermarket bought some ham wrapped in plastic, a loaf of bread in a plastic bag, 2litres of milk in a plastic bottle, some hotdogs wrapped in plastic, mustard,sauce and pickles,all in plastic bottles, a Greek salad in a plastic container. But no! you can,t have a plastic bag because it's bad for the enviroment. Whether! 🤔

Glad to be back! Hey there #nostriches I have always wondered whether chickens communicate using foul language. 🤔

HEY THERE ! #nostriches Missed you all last couple of days. Excuse my absence, but have been extremely busy. Take care ☺️ 🙂 💕 💜 ❤️ 💓

Okay #nostriches The first rule of "Condescending Club" is kinda complex and l don't think you'd understand it even if l explained it to you. I 🤭

I am tired 😫 Last night l stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me. 🤔

Carpenters,Bricklayers and construction workers urgently required.Apply at your local bank asap.( Don't bring tools-the building is full of them) 🤫