March 2023 Statistics On Airport Full Body Screening: Terrorists discovered; 0 Transvestites: 133 Hernias: 1,485 Haemorrhoid cases: 3,172 Enlarged prostrates: 8,249 Breastfeeding Implants: 59,350 Natural Blondes: 3 NB, It was also discovered that 308 politicians had no balls. 🤫

I was at my bank today;there was a short line. There was just one lady in front of me,an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious that she was irritated... She asked the teller,"Why it change? Yesterday,l get two hunat dolla for yen. Today l only get hunting eighty? Why it change? The teller shrugged his shoulders and said,"Fluctuations." The Asian lady says."Fluc you white people too" 🙄

Bank Robbers 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout: Air in the hands mother stickers! This is a fuck up! 🤫

My friend Gavin died yesterday while taking heartburn tablets. I can't believe Gavisgon! 🤔

For your consideration #nostriches Why do we have noses that run and feet that smell. An alarm goes off by going on. And how can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same. Or when you fill in a form you do so by filling it out. Oh well! 🤔

Today's Horoscope The stars and planets will not affect your life in anyway. 🌏

Hey there my fine feathered friends. The latest survey shows that every three out of four people make up 75% of the population. 😙

Thank God the movie "'Smoking In The Boys Room" was released in 1973. Had it been released today we'd have "Vaping ln The Gender Neutral Area" 🧓