Thank God the movie "'Smoking In The Boys Room" was released in 1973. Had it been released today we'd have "Vaping ln The Gender Neutral Area" 🧓

Okay #nostriches..Did you realise that if you sit on the toilet at 11.59pm and the clock strikes midnight, it's the same shit different day.🤔

I just watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes and thought, "Wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then l realised l just watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes....🐕🐕‍🦺🦮

I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people.l'm just saying let's remove all the silly warning labels and let the problem work itself out.🤔

Last night l went to a comedy and philosophy convention. Laughed more than l thought. 😗

What is a monk who has a philosophy degree called? A deep friar. 🤔