What is a monk who has a philosophy degree called? A deep friar. 🤔

Wow! I just read an article on the dangers of smoking marijuana. ....Scared the shite out of me! So that's it! After today, no more reading. 😱

Hey # nostriches...Everyone has the right to be stupid. Politicians just abuse the privilege. 🙄

They say so many people die because of alcohol. Well! they haven't done the maths to realise how many of them are born because of it. 🤔

Thanks everyone for your concern. First off,l'm OK, lwas a bit shaken up though. For those of you that aren't aware, I was robbed at a petrol station this morning. After my hands stopped trembling,l managed to call the police. They were quick to respond and calmed me down because my blood pressure went through the roof! My money is gone however. The police asked me if l knew who did it and l told them, "Yes,it was pump number 3." 😭