"Gravity is the most fundamental force in the universe" "What would happen if you took"it"away?" "Then you'd have nothing but gravy" 😏

Good afternoon one and all 😚

The other day I seen two blind guys fighting.... Should of seen there faces when l said "my money is on the one with the knife!" 🤔

People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full, are missing the point. The glass is refillable!!!🥃🍺

Hmmmm!

Whoever put the "s" in fastfood, is a marketing genius. 🥙🍟🥚🌭🌮🥯🥨🥞

#nostriches .Good afternoon my fine feathered friends, hope you are all having a fun day. 🥰

If smoking marijuana causes short term memory loss, Ummm! what does smoking marijuana do?

Police have confirmed that the man who fell from the roof of the nightclub and died. was not a bouncer !

In a recent survey carried out for a leading toiletries firm (Brut),people from Glasgow have proved to be the most likely to have sex in the shower! In the survey,86% of Glasfow' inner city residents said they have enjoyed sex in the shower. The other 14%said they hadn't been to prison yet. 🙃