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Hey there nostritches. An invisible man married an invisible woman.
The kids were nothing to look at either.

Cauliflower


Hmmmm! I have stop saying" how stupid can you be" some people are taking it as a challenge .๐
Good evening to all you AWESOME nostritches ๐๐
What the!


Good morning all .Did you know the word incorrectly is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary.
We all get heavier as we get older because there,s a lot more information in our heads.My head couldn't,t hold any more so it,s filling up the rest of me.
Oh what a day!


YUMSTER ...Leg of lamb for dinner.


My partner had the star sign of Cancer.
Which makes it kinda ironic how they died.
Yep, killed by a massive crab.๐ฆ

Hey there #nostrtches ...Always be yourself because the people that matter don't mind....
and the ones that mind don't matter.
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INFLATION


My partner left me because they think l'm too insecure.
No wait, they're back, they just went to get a coffee. ๐ตโ๐ซ
I found my first grey
pubic hair today.
Normally things like this
don't bother me, but it
was in my Big Mac. ๐ซข
Hey # nostritches
I've been trying to break up with an Optician recently...it's really hard!
Every time l tell her l can't see her any more,
she moves an inch closer and says,
'How about now?' ๐
A friend opened a new strip club he called it
THE G-SPOT
After a week, he's had to close it as most men
couldn't find it. ๐
Second Thoughts
My mate John Tickle was really excited about marrying his girlfriend Tess.
Tess, however wasn't to sure about her new name! ๐ค